Does anybody know the Weird Al Yankovic song "Good Old Days"?

Question

I think it has a verse in it that goes,
"So I tied her to a chair
And cut off all her hair
Then I left her in the desert all alone,
Sometimes in my dreams
I can still hear her screams,
Oh I wonder if she ever made it home?"

Hmm...sounds like he took a page from my book...hehehe

Ah, some Weird Al fans...good to know there are some left in the world!

Answer 1

I shaved off all her hair: http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Good-Old-Days-lyrics-Weird-Al-Yankovic/888A379456AC4A564825690E001541E2

Do you know "One More Minute"?
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/One-More-Minute-lyrics-Weird-Al-Yankovic/BD1053ACB732C6504825690E002040AB

Aahh....

Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)

So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh..)
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)

That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again

Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
Than spend one more minute with you
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There's little room for doubt about how he gets his name!

Answer 2

Oh some times I think back to when I was younger
Life was so much simpler then
Dad would be up at dawn
He'd be watering the lawn
Or maybe going fishing again

Oh and mom would be fixing up something in the kitchen
Fresh biscuits or hot apple pie
And I'd spend all day long in the basement
Torturing rats with a hack-saw
And pulling the wings off of flies

Those were the good old days
Those were the good old days
The years go by but the memory stays
And those were the good old days

I can still remember good old Mr. Fender
Who ran the corner grocery store
Oh, he'd stroll down the aisle with a big friendly smile
And he'd say "Howdy" when you walked in the door

Always treated me nice, gave me kindly advice
I don't know why I set fire to his place
Oh I'll never forget the day I bashed in his head
Well you should've seen the look on his face

Let me tell ya now

Those were the good old days
Those were the good old days
The years go by but the memory stays
And those were the good old days

Do you remember sweet Michelle
She was my high school romance
She was fun to talk to and nice to smell
So I took her to the homecoming dance

Then I tied her to a chair and I shaved off all her hair
And I left her in the desert all alone
Well sometimes in my dreams
I can still hear the screams
Oh I wonder if she ever made it home

I tell ya

Those were the good old days
Those were the good old days
The years go by but the memory stays
And those were the good old days

Let me tell ya buddy

Those were the good old days
Those were the good old days
The years go by but the memory stays
And those were the good old days


Never heard it!! LOL!!

Answer 3

I used to like it alot but ever since more and more cds have come out there's just too many ones that are better than it now.
Have you heard the new song, "You're Pitiful"? if you're interested go here: http://www.weirdalforum.com/private/yourepitiful.mp3

Answer 4

"yet yet another One Rides the Bus" ("yet yet another One Bites the airborne dirt and airborne dirt and dust") "Lucy" (Mickey - by potential of Toni Basil) "The Brady Bunch" ("protection Dance" - person adult adult males w/o Hats) "fat" ("undesirable" - Michael Jackson)