My neighbor put up some really annoying wind chimes right on her property line to purposely annoy me. They are ten feet from my bedroom window. And ideas on what I can do to piss her off or get her to take them down? She will not listen to reason. Practical jokes would be appreciated.
2006-06-15 19:09:08 · 9 answers · asked by Axel 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
u get a bigger bell. the kind used in churches. lol. good idea?sorry if it sounds like a poor joke
2006-06-15 19:14:20 · answer #1 · answered by anthonygonzalvez 2 · 9⤊ 3⤋
Contrary to popular belief, cramming a potato way in the tailpipe DOES work. Put a couple of bigass zip ties on the driveshaft of her car so they smack the underside when it spins. I mean the big fat ones that are like a foot long. Double them if you need to. The noise will drive her nuts and she'll take it to a shop. Got a dead fish? If you don't, get one at the store and toss it in the back seat when she's not looking and you catch her car unlocked or with the window down. See "Grumpy Old Men" for reference.
2006-06-15 19:19:46 · answer #2 · answered by Me again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big bird feeder [stay with me] . Keep it full and pour a lot on the ground will attract a ton of birds an squirrels who will take care of the wind chimes for you [and you look like a good guy!]
2006-06-16 03:43:37 · answer #3 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you should go and do anything that will get her pissed of to either:
a: call the cops
b. sue you
Now I don't know if you did anything bad to make her do this but if you didn't, I think you should just tell her its very distracting and to take it off. Or you could tie the chimes together so when the wind blows the metal parts what clank. you get me?
2006-06-15 19:15:56 · answer #4 · answered by justin y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smash up raspberries,tomatoes and water and get a super soaker water gun and when she is not home ,sit in your window and spray them .[strain out the seeds] the wind chimes will fall apart in a few weeks..
2006-06-15 19:18:32 · answer #5 · answered by alleykhad607 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kick the door in, grab her by the neck, throw her across the room and jab an ice pick in her left booby, then give her a golden shower.
2006-06-15 19:15:57 · answer #6 · answered by mp5 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a really loud dog that barks endlessly through the night,
2006-06-15 19:26:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dozens of ideas in the book
"Revenge: Don't get mad, get even" by George Hayduke
2006-06-15 19:14:24 · answer #8 · answered by bootothead 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a squirt gun and fill it with plain yogurt, then, during the dead of night, shoot it just enough to make it look like bird crap. do this every day until she takes them down.
or you could shoot her
2006-06-15 19:13:42 · answer #9 · answered by Pie Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋