what are the things men can't understand about women?

Answer 1

There's like a buttload of things men cannot understand about women. Let me give you just a few examples from my own experience.
1. Men will never understand why a woman can go into the supermarket for one thing, ONE thing, a six pack of Coke to take to the birthday party we're going to, while we wait in the car, and wait, and wait, and wait, and 30 minutes later she comes out with a cart full of crap.
2. Men will never understand why women insist that the toilet seat be left down. WE sometimes need it up. If it's down, we put it up quietly. If SHE finds it up, then I'm in for a really crappy weekend.
3. Men will never understand why whether they wreck the family car or break a dish in the sink, the response is the same. Abject rage.
4. Men will never understand what possible difference it makes what direction the toilet paper comes off the roll.
5. Men will never understand why a woman can bark criticism from the passenger's seat but by God the first time you question her when SHE'S driving, well, forget about sex for at least a week. This behavior makes even less sense when the man's (my) driving record is perfect going back 15 years at least, and she has a ticket and an at-fault wreck in a twelve-month period.
6. Men will never understand why women think tampons and sanitary napkins can go down the toilet without flooding the bathroom.
7. Men will never understand why clueless, mechanically-inept women immediately dismantle something if it doesn't work, rather than ask a man (me) who has mechanical aptitude in spades. Additionally, men will generally never understand how to put back together the device the woman has destroyed trying to fix it because the woman used such force to get it apart.
8. Men will never understand why women cannot grasp even the simplest of automotive basics, and will destroy a car if a man is not around to put even gas, oil, water, and air in it.
9. Men will never understand why a woman thinks it's alright to diss every show we like, whether it is auto racing, the Discovery channel, the History channel, or the Military channel, whle all along insisting that we sit through hour after hour of American Idol and The Swan.
10. Men will never understand why it's OK for women to gawk at every Brad Pitt or George Clooney or fill in the blank, but if Shakira shows up on the TV screen for even a second, and we look, well, we can forget about sex for at least another week.

That's just ten that come to mind.

Answer 2

One of things men don't understand is how a woman can simply want to cuddle and be close to her man without it having to lead to sex in the next five minutes! I happen to find this funny, that is once I am past getting annoyed and then getting the mood... Women also associate affection to a lot of different actions, while men may not make those same associations, so this leads to a lot of confusion between the sexes... for example, when a man says they (couple) are going to do something on a particular night and then he forgets! A woman's feelings get hurt, and the guy doesn't quite understand why she is hurt. The list of things we don't understand about each other goes on and on!

Answer 3

Where do I start?
There are some things you'll never understand. Heck, I don't even understand myself! I can tell you that women want you to read their minds. They sometimes give you clues as to what you're "suppose" to know, you just have to know how to look for 'em. For example, if a woman tells you that you don't need to get her anything for her birthday...that translates into "Don't forget my birthday or I'll be pissed for the next month & you can sleep on the couch."

Sometimes, when a woman asks you a question, she already knows the answer. So beware how you answer.

Women are cry-babies. Don't ask me why, just be there.

Women will dress sleezy for attention, but then get mad if you look. I know, it's stupid...

Women usually dress for other women...looking for approval, so it's not necessarily what you would have picked. But they want you to look at them, as if they were as beautiful as Eva Longoria, Charlize Theron or Pamela Anderson.

Women love compliments, but they must be sincere.

Ok, this is my last piece of advise. If you say that you'll call her tonight, CALL her. You don't have to have a major conversation, but at least do what you say you will and acknowledge her. It's like being stood up. You'll most certainly be in big trouble if you don't follow thru. Good luck!

Answer 4

Why do women walk into relationships, encounters, or whatever you call it with the guy doing things like smoking(legal and illegal). and expect to change the person or the issue to correct it's self, when the only problem is that the woman came into the relationship with the intent to change. Ladies Mental Mechanic is'nt on the application for most guys, as a matter of fact necessity to correct the problem is purely relative to the person who's having it.

Answer 5

women are very complicated people and it would probably take years to write a book of everything guys don't understand about women. but it also depends on the person!! some women are more complicate than others!! and some are just high maintenance! i to say it but guys are very simple people to understand!! theres just some things guys will just never understand!!

Answer 6

Why they won't tell you what's wrong with them when they are mad at you. They always want you to figure it out. Speaking of that I don't understand why women try to "read" a man's mind.

Answer 7

They need to know how you feel about them. Constantly.

We have bad days and you shouldn't joke and say it's PMS. Because that just makes us more mad.

You need to be more specific. And share your answers with your buddies. Because this miscommunication crap your buddies are playing isn't fun for the girls.

Answer 8

they dont understand why we like to be held when we cry....
why we get mad when they peep other girls but if we look at other guys is when there is a problem

Ill probably come back with more answers

Answer 9

Why do women go through money like poop through a goose?

Answer 10

That women like to talk about their ex lovers with their new lovers, it's exciting, shouldn't be taboo