i'm bored entertain me hehehe
2006-06-15 17:50:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Well, I'll try...
Here's a joke you may like.
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
here's another:
Ghost Sex
A professor at the University of Kentucky was
giving a lecture of the supernatural. To get a feel
for his audience, he asks, "How many people here
believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of
you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you
have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take
this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one
question further...Have any of you ever made love to a
ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The
professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all
the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has
ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got
to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and
a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor
asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex
with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I
thought you said "Goats."
FEEL BETTER? HOPE I MADE YOU LAUGH!
2006-06-15 17:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell me how to entertain you! 10-4
2006-06-16 01:03:01 · answer #2 · answered by chief 69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the meaning of entertain for u..??? just wondering..
2006-06-16 00:52:13 · answer #3 · answered by opentogainknowledge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
entertain yourself at funnyjunk.com or albinoblacksheep.com
im sure if i were there i could do a monkey dance er somethin... but i can barely entertain myself, thats why im on the computer, sry
2006-06-16 00:52:59 · answer #4 · answered by mr monkeeman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey can u entertain me haha i'm sit here watching tv
2006-06-16 00:55:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-16 01:02:36 · answer #6 · answered by xxtrole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick answer: probably not. I hear the internet is notorious for free porno. Or you could try a chat room.
2006-06-16 00:54:05 · answer #7 · answered by denimcap 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No thank you!
-hehehe
2006-06-16 00:56:06 · answer #8 · answered by resilience 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends are you worth entertaining?
2006-06-16 00:53:50 · answer #9 · answered by Dillion 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how to you want to be entertained? email me cokeman1113@yahoo.com
2006-06-16 00:52:50 · answer #10 · answered by Tony K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋