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#1. first after each fart check yourself to make sure you haven't ****
#2. Never fart in the bath or shower as water inhances the smell
#3. find a good aftershave or deodorizer to mask the smell
#4. wear loose fitting underwear so as to let the smell escape promptly after you have passed wind.
#5. Never i repeat NEVER mix cabbage garlic oinions curry eggs or baked beans into the same meal better still stay clear of these items altogether
#6. you have done the right thing talking about your problem don't let anyone tell you any different
May god be with you and i hope these tips help if not then please bend forward slowley put your head between your knees and kiss your a$$ goodbye for i can not help you any further
2006-06-15 16:05:16
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Well you know thats not as rediculous as it may sound. If you do turn into a turd you won't be the first. As a matter of fact, there have been many people through the course of history who have infact done just that. I think for you, it is best to celebrate your turdhood. You should embrace who you are and what you are becoming no matter what it is and believe me, there are pleanty of turds out there so you'll have lots of company. Just do me one favor... if you're gonna be a turd, you be the yuckiest, stankiest ol' disgustingest turd you can possibly be and if you do, you will make me most proud to call you my stanky lil ol friend. Heck, I might even get you your own toilet to live in. Hows that?
2006-06-15 23:31:38
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answer #2
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answered by JoJo Pnuckle 2
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Whew. A problem like this helps to put other priorities in perspective.
Let's see. You say you smell like poo.
Has anyone else mentioned it or are you being too sensitive?
Is it due a recent change or habit in your daily routine? If so, can any other change be responsible for it? Diet? Clothing? Brand of soap?
Is it just a part of your body (pits, etc.) or all over?
I guess I'd just go through a step by step checklist to narrow down the source/reason.
Does sound like a real crappy problem though. :-)
2006-06-15 23:41:07
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answer #3
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answered by Robert D 4
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Sounds like an internal problem. You should see your doctor and have it checked out. You could have a problem with your liver or your intestines. Also, make sure you're not just imagining the smell.
2006-06-17 12:24:27
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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You may be eating certain foods that create body odor. Certain spices can cause this to happen. The odor evaporates through the skin.
2006-06-15 23:18:42
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Your soap. Some one switched it with crap.
2006-06-16 23:26:48
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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its youre water dude.
2006-06-15 22:58:29
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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You are what you eat !!
2006-06-15 23:34:32
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answered by Anonymous
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