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just have my niece she is a crack up!!!

2006-06-15 15:47:19 · 11 answers · asked by sugarpantsangel21 4 in Family & Relationships Friends

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my nephew asked his brother how to spell dad and he responded, "L-A-R-R-Y"
kinda funny...

2006-06-15 16:03:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Well, I am not sure if it was the funniest as the time, but we have learned to laugh about it. Once when my older daughter was about 5 years old, she heard us discussing her uncle who was "doing time" at that time. We told her she didn't know who he was. She looked at her grandfather and said "I know who he is, he is that no good son of a ***** in prison!". To this day, we do NOT know who she heard say that! We always tried to be careful not to insult each other's family members, but somehow, someone let their opinion slip!

2006-06-15 22:53:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The other day, i told my 5 year old kid to take it slow by using a phrase "hold your horses". Soon after as we were busy conversing with eachother he retorts back "Stop eating like a horse" to me.

he he he

2006-06-15 22:54:19 · answer #3 · answered by cynnamonman 3 · 0 0

DBF's 3 yo son playing with two older girls in the play area at Burger King yelling in this gruff little kid voice:

"HEY GIRLS!!! Here comes BIG PIRATE!! BIG PIRATE! BIG PIRATE!"

I just looked at his father and said - if he's still doing that schtick at 16..... we might have a problem.

2006-06-15 22:52:47 · answer #4 · answered by bad_girlfriend? 2 · 0 0

my grandson saw my oldest daughter getting out of the shower the other day.like a bat out of hell he came running screaming "nana nana kissy (he cannot pronounce her name yet)has a broken wee wee(his word 4 penis), she needs 2 go 2 the doctors 2 fix it"

as the tears where streaming down my face, I tried my hardest 2 make him understand that girls are not broken down there they just have different things than boys. well it did not work out 2 well.now all girls have broken wee wees.

2006-06-15 22:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Geo 5 · 0 0

Gee golly miss molly darndest darn ally cat!Thats what my little cousin used to say when he was 5

2006-06-15 22:50:10 · answer #6 · answered by FaeryKitten 2 · 0 0

My grand-daughter picked up this from school. She said to her mother;

Go make me some french toast Beeaach.

My daughter said, "What did you say"

"I said go make me some french toast Beeaach!"

My daughter said, do you know what that means?

Grand-daughter: "no, but I know it's Italian!"

I GUESS YOU HAD TO BE THERE.

2006-06-15 22:56:57 · answer #7 · answered by joy2you1957 1 · 0 0

My 23mth old son says 'clock' although it doesn't sound like that!!! he also say's 'oh no' and adds a tsk at the end.....LOL he's a great little kid!!

2006-06-15 22:51:31 · answer #8 · answered by jaye21 3 · 0 0

Imma kill you. The way that little kid said it scared me.

2006-06-15 22:49:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i see bird poop

2006-06-15 22:50:59 · answer #10 · answered by coolpowwow80 3 · 0 0

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