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Walked in on my son whacking it

2006-06-15 15:48:12 · answer #1 · answered by snidy 4 · 0 0

even as i grow to be round 13 my Nan instructed me that i ought to consistently placed on a pair of knickers severe of tights to end them from sliding down and coming up the Nora Batty look. The knickers served no purpose yet to cave in my legs with the tights as i grow to be strolling by the technology hall in school with each and each and every of the 6 formers gazing! So embarrassing yet oh so humorous, i could not help yet laugh at myself.

2016-11-14 20:20:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

the funniest thing that has ever happened to me was how i broke my ankle. I was on the phone running to get the mail, which is across the street.....and i stoppend to see if anything was coming and ran again sliped on the stones fell on my back...and broke it. it was 2 days after i got my drivers license. my brother and his friend were outside laughing their butts off... and i was crying my eyes on scooting on my butt back across the street.


the most discusting thing would be this bird that crapped on me in the 4th grade in front of everyone...it was sick...

2006-06-15 15:50:06 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Brown Eyed Girl ♥ 5 · 0 0

I ate at Chili's and had diarreah on the way home. My jeans filled up like sausage casings. I threw them away. My hubby had to bring a beach towel to the car to put around me to get in the house.

2006-06-15 15:55:39 · answer #4 · answered by annabellesilby 4 · 0 0

It was funny to others ( not to me ) -
I discovered I was swimming with a dead decomposing pigeon that got into my pools skimmer basket-for weeks , with out knowing it , because the pool guy stopped showing up !

2006-06-15 15:51:53 · answer #5 · answered by missmayzie 7 · 0 0

Thats easy, my underwear fell off me on the front roll of our church..... And I was 81/2 months prego at the time..

2006-06-15 15:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I sneezed while eating breakfast, and a corn flake came out my nose.

2006-06-15 15:49:34 · answer #7 · answered by Diane 4 · 0 0

I barfed on a boat. It landed on the lower deck.

That was a mess.

2006-06-15 15:49:10 · answer #8 · answered by Mike 3 · 0 0

was putting on a movie for my nieces to watch and it ended up being my brothers porn movie and the look on their faces were priceless..............i felt so bad afterwards good thing they only got a glimpse

2006-06-15 15:50:17 · answer #9 · answered by maggie 2 · 0 0

IN HIGH SCHOOL, I HAD A FRIEND WHO STORED A CHOCOLATE MILK IN HIS LOCKER IN THE MORNING. I TOLD HIM IT WOULD GET NASTY BUT HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. ONE OF OUR OTHER FRIENDS WAS GIVING US A RIDE THAT AFTERNOON. IT WAS WINTER.I WAS RI DIN GSHOTGUN AND MILK MAN WAS IN BACK. HE HANDS ME THE CARTON AND SAYS "TRY THIS". I WAS HESITANT BUT SOON SUCCUMBED TO PEER PRESSURE. JUST AS I THOUGHT, IT WAS SOUR AND I ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW AND SPIT IT OUT. I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD SWALLOWED SOME OF THE MILK BECAUSE I KNEW HE HADN'T ROLLED THE WINDOW DOWN. HE SAID "NO, I SPIT MINE BACK INTO THE CARTON". THIS BUM HANDED ME A CARTON OF SOUR CHOCOLATE MILK AND SPIT. SOME FRIEND.

2006-06-15 16:00:48 · answer #10 · answered by durtybumz 1 · 0 0

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