When u are at the movie theater and your partner ...?

Question

goes down on u, where do u put the popcorn?

Answer 1

I would suggest cutting a hole in the bottom of a decoy popcorn bucket first- or remember to bring a pocket knife and do it in the theater- insert your happy stick into bucket and have her go at it. To any casual observers it will just look like your date REALLY likes popcorn.

Answer 2

In my belly, silly! There's not a lot of effort on the receiving end of that...I'm pretty sure I can do both at the same time ;-)

Of course now I have to test out my theory in actual practice. I hope my wife doesn't have any special plans for the evening...

Answer 3

She has a head like a milk crate, I can easily place popcorn, beer, ashtray, etc. on any side of her noggin and not worry about them falling off.

Answer 4

in the seat next to you! unless he is no good at it then you just continue to let him do what he is doing and you enjoy the popcorn and the movie!

Answer 5

In my mouth, she's the one who's working, I am enjoying! Eating and being eaten!
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Answer 6

on his head. seriously. if he tries to come up for air and the bucket starts lifting, shove him down again....and what the heck are you doing in a movie theatre goin down on each other. isn't that sorta...well....hmm...his head. yeah...that's it.

Answer 7

Anywhere you want. If he's doing a good job, then it really shouldn't matter.

Answer 8

Hey, I can multitask. Who says you can't eat and do other things, too?

Answer 9

i didnt even notice where i threw it away...lol

Answer 10

on them