Everywhere I go-shower,bed,couch-they are all over the place just hanging on me(even when she's not around). Is it possible that they are working together to overtake me at some point? Maybe they are joining together to make a huge super-ball that claims me as theirs for all eternity? Do YOU have any information about this possible conspiracy?
2006-06-15 15:25:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
There's always someone who thinks you're serious...lol
2006-06-15 15:31:36 · update #1
Just give 'em the brush-off!
2006-06-15 15:28:19 · answer #1 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...funny. No conspiracy, just long haired girl friend.
I moved into this house after 2 long haired sisters lived here. It was plastered to the bathroom walls, down the sinks and just about everywhere. It has taken 4 years now to stop finding them.
I guess it is like long haired cats...if you love 'em, you have to put up with the mess.
2006-06-15 15:31:11 · answer #2 · answered by Surfgirl2go 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's true they are stalkers, my long hairs end up usually in the sleeve of hubbys shirt or his undies, lol!
if you want to end the conspiracy you must shave her head at once! then any hairs growing back over the next weeks must be individually debriefed by her as they are ending thier mission. you should be hair free at that point.
2006-06-15 15:31:38 · answer #3 · answered by miss angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hair is Earth's rightful master. We humans were just brought here, as their ships, as part of their evil plan to dominate the universe.
2006-06-15 15:32:26 · answer #4 · answered by molave 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
k tel ur sweetie or no,js giv her some gud pantene n hair oil thngie or mayb js take her to some dermatologist for some gud scalp checkup n some gud hair formula to do her some gud,dont get cranky,b calm wid her
2006-06-15 15:29:48 · answer #5 · answered by cravingbrains 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NASA will save your life buddy they have secret weapon against this conspiracy ..tsss... It's called ROGAINE for Woman...
sh...t it's not a secret anymore:) hey but it's still working hehe.
Made me smile
2006-06-22 06:30:10 · answer #6 · answered by chigirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is happening to me too. I am even finding them in the nether-regions. What is it with this hair? And she doesn't seem to be losing it either, in fact there is more of it!
2006-06-15 15:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by wandering_canuck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and Yes
2006-06-15 15:29:00 · answer #8 · answered by ForestRanger1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man u flat out crazy, they probably just like u and are jealous of your girlfriend.
2006-06-15 15:28:49 · answer #9 · answered by joshua_myers303 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol girls' hair sheds. its normal. jus tell her to b a little more careful with her hair n try not to get it all over the place
2006-06-15 15:29:19 · answer #10 · answered by xn3v3r4g0tt3nx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋