I want to be a color war captain at camp, and i need an idea- fast!!?

Question

no props allowed, no nudity, yes costumes but only 137s time span to do my act.
Im competing to be the head of a color war team so the idea has to be original. music allowed. I prefer to do something crazy, and example of one of them in previous years was holding screaming a cheer and holding one of the notes of it for the whole time. another person ripped off their shirts which said colour war 05
another person said how she has pride in the age group and u have to have the mentality in your mind spirit and body and was taking off layers of clothes as she taked....ideassss pleeease

Answer 1

I have no idea what a color war captain is or does, but it sounds like one of the evening events occuring while at your camp during the school holidays is a skit presentation that is meant to be very colourful and perhaps related to the life of a war captain (???), so Id suggest including the most colourful thing I know, a rainbow, overlooking a dying soldier (you), who comes to terms with his mortality right before he is approached by a doctor who saves his life, and everyone lives happily ever after. :) Fake blood, wooden boards layed down over the stage to give the appearance of this occuring on a ship, and a funky looking captains uniform ripped and torn by the perils of battle.