Does anyone have any good jokes for the workplace. Try to keep them clean, but funny.?

Answer 1

A man found a bottle on the beach. When he opened it, a genie came out and said, "Oh, thank, kind sir. For letting me out, I'll grant you three wishes."

The man said, "First, I would like a million dollars. Second, I would like a Lincoln Continental."

Without saying what his third wish was, he put the money in the car and headed for the bank. On the way, he turned on the radio and began singing with the advertising jingle....

"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener....."

Answer 2

Why did the bussiness man went to work lte so he can leave work early. lol