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I'm thinking Celebrity Deathmatch here. Who would the winner be and why?

2006-06-15 12:09:46 · 9 answers · asked by imrational 5 in Science & Mathematics Physics

9 answers

Einstein, because he would have the fans. He's got that pro-wrestler hair and look already. You know that those things are staged. I think Newton would succub to his own law in under a minute. Didn't he die a virgin? ninny!

2006-06-15 12:25:07 · answer #1 · answered by Z-cakes 2 · 2 0

Considering that Einstein was a pacifist I can't see him participating. Between the other three my vote goes to Niels Bohr. He was a pretty tough guy, escaping the Nazis during WWII and all. I think Isaac Newton was a lightweight because of his pampered upbringing. Have no clue about Copernicus other than it is tough to wrestle in that long robe he always wore.

2006-06-15 19:28:31 · answer #2 · answered by dkrgrand 6 · 0 0

P.M. Dirac, the dark horse.

Bohr would be sent into orbit before the match.

Einstein takes down Copernicus over the precession of Mercury

Newton trips Einstein and lets gravity do the work

Dirac would create a first order diferential equation describing the probablity of all the particles comprising Newton becoming positrons. Newton evaporates.

2006-06-15 20:25:50 · answer #3 · answered by Karman V 3 · 0 0

This is easy. Isaac Newton.

He introduced math to modern science

Before Newton, buildings were put up by trial and error. Engineering did not exist. Optics was not understood. Gravity was a black art.

He invented a whole new branch of math.

He provided a route for scientific theory to make testable predictions.

In most respects he was the founder of what you might consider modern science.

There is just absolutely no contest.

2006-06-15 19:21:49 · answer #4 · answered by Epidavros 4 · 0 0

Isaac Newton, because he was a paranoid crazy person who thought everyone was out to steal his ideas. All we'd have to do is tell him that he was the person who first came up with the Theory of Relativity, and he'd knock Einstein flat!

2006-06-15 20:14:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tycho Brahe,that gold nose would freak the others out.

2006-06-16 02:53:06 · answer #6 · answered by J_DOG 3 · 0 0

Bohr...I don't know why...maybe because the quantum mechanics portion of p. chem kicked my a$$.

2006-06-15 19:16:02 · answer #7 · answered by ♫ ♫ 4 · 0 0

einstein just a random guess

2006-06-15 19:36:42 · answer #8 · answered by Justin 4 · 0 0

stephen hawking.
his speech synthesizer will make them laugh to death

2006-06-15 20:44:04 · answer #9 · answered by Noel 4 · 0 0

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