My dog will bark at itself. It doesn't understand no, and is loud and annoying. Does anyone know any remedies for teaching a dog to know who wears the pants in the family? The dog keeps mocking me and has posted words of hate on it's own myspace page. Speaking of which, I sent a friend request to the dog, and it won't accept me. Please Help me!!!!! I definately think that my dog is "Man's Worst Enemy"!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-15 09:30:16 · 8 answers · asked by Brandon R 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
feed it my grandma's beef and grapefruit lasagna
2006-06-15 09:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by FAMILY_GUY_FAN 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO i love your questions!
maybe the dog needs a good, old fashioned, Cornbread, West Virginia Beatin'
all ya gots to do is roll up your news paper and hit the little sh*t right over the head with a rolled up newspaper....
I don't know about dogs, but thats how i trained my old man!!!
2006-06-15 21:41:53 · answer #2 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell you what i told someone to do with their Cat. But they reported me so i can't . I will just collect my two points and be on my way. Try a little understanding of your Dogs needs.
2006-06-15 16:38:54 · answer #3 · answered by duc602 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you need a good therapist to help YOU with reality sir.Also get your pants back and put them on!
2006-06-15 16:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by sandycheeks 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it a love offering of some Arby's and kimchee
2006-06-15 16:37:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Train your dog!
2006-06-15 16:37:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
put duct tape on all four of it's feet and then stare at it
2006-06-15 16:33:20 · answer #7 · answered by hybrdthry_lnknprk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the animal doctor.
2006-06-15 16:32:11 · answer #8 · answered by S-MOMENT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋