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"My husband says the largest penis ever recorded was 3 1/2". Is this true?"

From the movie "Wagon's East" (the movie that John Candy was making when he died). Funniest movie ever!!!

2006-06-15 10:49:59 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 3 1

•The pc. :) So wonderful! easily, i love it because it merely exhibits a true love. a real couple. i think like a loser when I watch it although, because i don't have a romance like that, now to not indicate a boyfriend.(yet easily, i'd really watch for the right man or woman then merely date round.) • The Pirates of the Caribbean videos. I lovee them! Haha.:) The actors are merely really large. Very witty. Sidenote: i respect the Harry Potter books and action pictures. I also lovee the Twilight books. i really merely see the flicks because i love the books. No, they don't look to be as large because the books, yet they don't look to be THAT terrible. i have considered worse.

2016-11-14 19:57:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

"HE'S TAKING THE KNIFE OUT OF THE CHEESE! Do you think he wants some cheese?"
"Oh, you're a hedge!"
"Where's the rest of this moose?"

all from Dudley Moore's "Arthur" (If you have never seen it, go rent it, it has tons of great one liners!)

newest fav though is:

"I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!"

from Cars, spoken by Larry the Cable Guy

2006-06-15 09:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by Corey 2 · 0 0

Ocean's Eleven:

Bobby: Ammunition.
Danny: Phil Turrentine.
Bobby: Dead.
Danny: No s***t. On a job?
Bobby: Skin cancer.
Danny: You sent flowers?
Bobby: I dated his wife for awhile.

2006-06-15 09:58:07 · answer #4 · answered by Unkka 2 · 0 0

" Hi! I'm looking for Ray Finkle and a clean pair of shorts!"

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

2006-06-15 14:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by doctor075 2 · 0 0

Kip from Napoleon Dynamite "Don't be jealous I've been chatting on line with hot Chic's all day"

2006-06-15 09:45:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater." -- Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

AND

“I once thought I had mono for an entire year, but it turned out I was just really bored.”--( Mike Meyers Wayne’s World)

2006-06-15 09:45:09 · answer #7 · answered by mxamy 3 · 0 0

Sixteen Candels

I LOATHE the BUS

2006-06-15 09:33:18 · answer #8 · answered by catastrophic event 2 · 0 0

Tony Montana (to Manny): you should have kept your mouth shut, they'd have thought you was a horse and let you out.
From Scarface

2006-06-15 09:35:05 · answer #9 · answered by Alice 4 · 0 0

"I was expecting the rocky mountains to be to be a little rockyer than this."

"Ya, I was thinking the same thing!"

"That John Denver's full of **** man!"

-Dumb & Dumber

2006-06-15 09:40:53 · answer #10 · answered by jayhawk1124 3 · 0 0

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