"My husband says the largest penis ever recorded was 3 1/2". Is this true?"
From the movie "Wagon's East" (the movie that John Candy was making when he died). Funniest movie ever!!!
2006-06-15 10:49:59
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answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7
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•The pc. :) So wonderful! easily, i love it because it merely exhibits a true love. a real couple. i think like a loser when I watch it although, because i don't have a romance like that, now to not indicate a boyfriend.(yet easily, i'd really watch for the right man or woman then merely date round.) • The Pirates of the Caribbean videos. I lovee them! Haha.:) The actors are merely really large. Very witty. Sidenote: i respect the Harry Potter books and action pictures. I also lovee the Twilight books. i really merely see the flicks because i love the books. No, they don't look to be as large because the books, yet they don't look to be THAT terrible. i have considered worse.
2016-11-14 19:57:55
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answered by ? 4
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"HE'S TAKING THE KNIFE OUT OF THE CHEESE! Do you think he wants some cheese?"
"Oh, you're a hedge!"
"Where's the rest of this moose?"
all from Dudley Moore's "Arthur" (If you have never seen it, go rent it, it has tons of great one liners!)
newest fav though is:
"I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!"
from Cars, spoken by Larry the Cable Guy
2006-06-15 09:29:12
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answered by Corey 2
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Ocean's Eleven:
Bobby: Ammunition.
Danny: Phil Turrentine.
Bobby: Dead.
Danny: No s***t. On a job?
Bobby: Skin cancer.
Danny: You sent flowers?
Bobby: I dated his wife for awhile.
2006-06-15 09:58:07
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answered by Unkka 2
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" Hi! I'm looking for Ray Finkle and a clean pair of shorts!"
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
2006-06-15 14:03:46
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answered by doctor075 2
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Kip from Napoleon Dynamite "Don't be jealous I've been chatting on line with hot Chic's all day"
2006-06-15 09:45:37
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answered by Anonymous
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"You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater." -- Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)
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“I once thought I had mono for an entire year, but it turned out I was just really bored.”--( Mike Meyers Wayne’s World)
2006-06-15 09:45:09
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answered by mxamy 3
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Sixteen Candels
I LOATHE the BUS
2006-06-15 09:33:18
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answered by catastrophic event 2
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Tony Montana (to Manny): you should have kept your mouth shut, they'd have thought you was a horse and let you out.
From Scarface
2006-06-15 09:35:05
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answered by Alice 4
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"I was expecting the rocky mountains to be to be a little rockyer than this."
"Ya, I was thinking the same thing!"
"That John Denver's full of **** man!"
-Dumb & Dumber
2006-06-15 09:40:53
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answered by jayhawk1124 3
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