Are you a turtle?

Question

I need the exact correct answer.

Answer 1

No, but I have a turtle head. I wish my brother would get out of the bathroom.............

Answer 2

I am, because my brothers and sisters call me turtle. It all started in 73. When I was on my mom's chest sleeping, I raised my head up from the way I was laying down and my brother said I look like a turtle. So for almost 33 years I have turtle, and they even sing it when they say. That my friend is the exact coreect answer.

Answer 3

A Turtle is a high minded individual, who refuses to allow his/her mind to dwell in the gutter. A quality which may only be tested through rigorous questioning and initiation.

So no, I guess I am not a turtle. My mind is in the gutter a lot of the time. *lol*

Answer 4

Yup, a Box Turtle

Answer 5

I know I don't have the right answer. lol, Because I'm not a turtle. I'm an otterwolf.

Answer 6

I am the mega turtle ruler of the earth all hail the mighty mega turtle

Answer 7

yes actually i am. im a cross between turtle and human. some scientists actually put female turtle dna, and human male dna, together, and came up with me! but im mostly human

Answer 8

Uh, no. I have "turtle d!ck" though - that's where at rest my member looks small and innofensive, but when it comes out of its shell - watch out!

Answer 9

nope but my moms as slow as a herd of turtles stampeeding thru peanut butter

Answer 10

No but my friend is. I made her a CD and named it Tesha's Turtle Tunes!