My paperboy is an alky-alky-alky-alcoholic. What should I do. He sticks the newspaper down into the gas tank in my car. I hate reading newspapers that smell like gasoline. He also vandalizes the nieghborhood.
2006-06-15 08:13:57 · 42 answers · asked by Brandon R 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
GO OUT AND DRINK WITH HIM.
2006-06-15 08:17:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
well if your facing so many problems with your paperboy you should report him to the cops. simple. i dont know what your waiting for? the guy stuffs the paper in your gas tank! wake up bud! if he is troubling the entire neighborhood then get a few people to make a collective report for this paperboy. that way the cops will take it even more serious
2006-06-15 08:19:08 · answer #2 · answered by shelldugout 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Report him to the cops.
We had a paperboy (actually, a man) who was recently convicted of murdering several people.
Sounds like this punk is on the fast track to doing some serious crime in the near future.
2006-06-15 08:15:58 · answer #3 · answered by docscholl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you hide when you know he's coming. Then you throw a stick when he goes by in front of his bike tire. When he hits the stick and flips over the handle bars, smacking his face off the side walk, grap a newspaper and the stick that you already threw in front of the tire and beat him with it. then take all the newspapers scattering them all over the street. while he's trying to pick them all up, in a dilusional state (because you've beat him sensless) call the cops.
2006-06-15 08:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious!
video tape this...I think you could make some money!
you must have a real old car, cause any of the newer ones have gas cover only open from the inside of the car....
and for him to actually stick the WHOLE newspaper down your gas pipe, is pretty creative on his part. Just be happy he doesn't light it on fire!
2006-06-15 08:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by Flower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well keep in mind if he is this bad this this will be the best job he will have have!!! It is soo said when people do stuff like this to there slfe.... Call the cops or the people you get the paper off of or whatever you think is best.
2006-06-15 08:18:38 · answer #6 · answered by MadDog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you should definately be concearned. My cousin had a similar problem with her mailman who was an alcoholic, until oneday he got caught by the police drinking on the job,now he has no job......maybe you should call the people he works for or call the police before something really bad happens.
2006-06-15 08:21:13 · answer #7 · answered by SPRING 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does your paperboy ride a bike? Do something back to him, otherwise just just cancle your script and go buy a paper when you want it.
2006-06-15 08:19:21 · answer #8 · answered by pepper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy your paper at gas station or store. Then he won't be your paperboy anymore.
2006-06-15 08:17:52 · answer #9 · answered by Just me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Well call the newspaper company.
2006-06-15 08:17:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you should be concerned and you should do one of those positive pass it along action things. Like you see someone do something good, so you will do something good type of thing. Or just throw rocks at him.
2006-06-15 08:16:57 · answer #11 · answered by BREESPREE82 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋