The Promised Land
5,000 years ago Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your ***, mount your camel and I shall
lead you to the Promised Land."
200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ***, use your shovel, clear the land,
grow plants for camels and it will be the promised land."
Last week the Congress of the United States said
" Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your ***, light your Camels, we're giving you the
promised land."
.... Or something like that....
2006-06-15 05:02:47 · 12 answers · asked by ♪♫jessy♫♪ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's unfortunate, isn't it? We promote the breaking of the laws we set. Or is it just the ones we want to enforce??
2006-06-15 05:06:11 · answer #1 · answered by pjonas69 2 · 3⤊ 7⤋
Hey stupid before you give grammar advice check your work
2006-06-16 14:59:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha n 1 did you make that up yourself?
2006-06-15 12:07:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You made me smile today, thanx
2006-06-15 13:43:43 · answer #4 · answered by cookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No comment.
2006-06-15 13:13:15 · answer #5 · answered by tyingtobenice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm
2006-06-15 13:22:26 · answer #6 · answered by tobeornottobe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats really funny!!!!! good one....know anymore?
2006-06-15 13:20:09 · answer #7 · answered by Tara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah! that was hilarious. tell me more!
2006-06-15 17:07:32 · answer #8 · answered by Kai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, very cute!
2006-06-15 12:06:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-15 17:24:19 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋