Will try to start a cult too? The spiders were hard enough to get rid of, these are bigger and they have fangs!
2006-06-15 04:51:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I think you should try to catch one and paint him orange, that way the follower chickens will get confused as to who they should obey. After you do this, you should set a pillow with a tape recording in it to instruct the chickens to eat any remaining spiders and then sacrifice themselves on the grill
2006-06-15 07:16:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
darn those chickens! let me send you a dose of bird flu to spread on those crazy chickens before they start that cult! just be careful not to get it on yourself... and in case you think you do have it these are the symptoms to look for= 1) a high fever , 2) congestion, 3) nausea, 4) fatigue, 5) aching in the joints , and 6) an irresistible urge to poop on someones windshield....lol
2006-06-15 13:36:15 · answer #2 · answered by Ms Fortune 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH NO!!!!!....... I have a rubber chicken, which has been sitting harmlessly on top of my dresser. I got up this morning, and HE WAS AT THE FOOT OF MY BED!!! He was staring at me with that wide open mouth and those beady little eyes... Humans unite!! Death to all the rubber chickens before we all become chicken feed!!! I hope the chickens' intelligence officers don't see this, if they do I'm toast!! Please pray for me.....
2006-06-15 11:56:16 · answer #3 · answered by Robert B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, they will start a cult and commit mass suicide. Therefore the problem works itself out naturally.
2006-06-15 11:56:17 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Hendricks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a mirror on the basement door. they'll stop harrassing you so that they can rescue the chickens on the other side of the forcefield.
2006-06-15 11:55:20 · answer #5 · answered by Nick R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just move..
Thats F..ked
2006-06-15 11:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by cat rat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck in a few ninja squirrels..........that'll learn the yellow bastards!
2006-06-15 11:53:52 · answer #7 · answered by Girl Goes Back To The Future 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I HAVE SEEN SOME OF YOUR OTHER QUESTIONS. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND CHICKENS?
2006-06-15 13:02:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MOVE NOW>>>
2006-06-15 11:56:55 · answer #9 · answered by givit2ustr8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋