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Simple, super glue on the floor and then take some target practice

2006-06-15 07:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7 2

Get a group of clowns in need of rubber chickens.

2006-06-15 06:04:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Get some poison made for adult rubber chickens and use it according to directions only!I got mine at the "Island of the Insane" gift shop 2 years ago and to date I am proud to be rubber chicken free,,but my babies still thrive for me!..=))

2006-06-15 04:54:54 · answer #3 · answered by *toona* 7 · 0 0

Use a super ball. You know, those rubber balls you get out of gumball machines that bounce all over the place. One toss of that, and it'll take out all the chickens as it ricochets all over the place.

2006-06-15 04:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by Mama Pastafarian 7 · 0 0

get a rubber chicken hawk

2006-06-15 04:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by mi_gl_an 4 · 0 0

Too bad there aren't rubber foxes or coyotes...

2006-06-15 04:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by erin7 7 · 0 0

The FIRST thing you should do is see a mental health expert.

2006-06-15 04:56:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

with a blow torch

2006-06-15 04:54:29 · answer #8 · answered by Debbie 4 · 0 0

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