2006-06-15 04:23:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Forgive me father for I have sinned:
1. I has impure thoughts when Mrs. Johnson bent over to
pick up the soap.
2. I offered to put sun tan lotion on Mrs. Smith's unmentionable
areas.
3. I asked a woman to pick the thorns from my butt after I
accidentally sat on a rose bush.
4. I used the Lords name in vain after my accordion squeezed
a certain part of my anatomy.
2006-06-15 15:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by Sanitizer 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should be ashamed of yourself that you "sunned".
Sunning is a horrible offense. Too much sun can cause cancer.
Next time use some sun block.
2006-06-15 11:48:22 · answer #2 · answered by bold4bs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The naked truth?
2006-06-15 12:04:50 · answer #3 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatta clever question!! But I dunno, 'cause um not Catholic
2006-06-15 11:26:48 · answer #4 · answered by gzmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋