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His eye just hangs there on the side of his head, and the other fish won't socialize with him now. I'ld like to get his eye back in before he gets depressed.

2006-06-15 04:17:33 · 21 answers · asked by rectalsaraus 1 in Pets Fish

21 answers

i sincerly doubt this is a serious question.


a) fish can't wink, they don't have eyelids

b) fish aren't smart enough to wink. they barely have a memory that lasts 5 seconds.

c) if the eye DID pop out, he probably would have died by now from loss of blood

d) fish don't get depressed

e) for all u people that are answering this question, it is impossible to do plastic surgery on a goldfish

2006-06-15 06:16:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Welll...you gotta get these teeny tiny little tweezers and some fish nip. Give him the nip first so that he's a bit giddy. Then use some water proof glue and the tweezers to stick that sucker back in.

Meanwhile, spread the word that the goldfish is a super stud...he'll be making friends again in no time.

2006-06-15 04:22:29 · answer #2 · answered by stacey 5 · 1 0

Ha ha ha u stuck me, well query... I consider I frequently wink with the proper eye. If I wink on my left it appears terrible, like I made a face or whatever received into my eye.

2016-09-09 02:07:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

is this a serious question? I don't think your fish's eye popped out because he was trying to wink back at you, at any rate, maybe you should ask a vet or call your local pet shop

2006-06-15 04:21:13 · answer #4 · answered by pdanielleh 4 · 0 0

well if your really hardcore into your fish you can always call around for a specialty vet. Though it would undoubtedly cost you probably 100X more than youve paid for it. That lil guys is special to have a friend like you :P

2006-06-15 04:22:03 · answer #5 · answered by gothicdeity 2 · 0 0

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2016-08-22 23:52:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Repeat the exercise every 30 mminutes till results are achieved.

2006-06-15 05:44:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Thats a good question I hope you'll find reasonable answers

2016-09-20 08:27:05 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

don't wink at anyone;) and call a plastic surgeon but take him to the vet

2006-06-15 04:52:15 · answer #9 · answered by pokerdarnoc 1 · 0 0

you sincerely are a nitwit. It's just a goldfish!!! It is not like a parrotfish, or an archerfish or anything cool. it would've died by now.

2006-06-15 13:01:51 · answer #10 · answered by sparkz 2 · 0 0

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