What are some of the best sayings for key rings?
like "drink till he's cute"
"you laugh cause i'm drunk i laugh cause your ugly!".......
Come on people give me some good ones....
2006-06-15 03:57:55 · 24 answers · asked by Purple.Space.Cadette 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Caution: I go from 0 to Bi*ch in 3.5 seconds.
Why does the blonde keep failing her driver's test? B/c everytime the car stops, she jumps in the backseat!
We'll get along fine as long as you realize I'm God.
My bulldog's cuter than you!!
Witches Do It in Circles!
My Karma ran over your Dogma.
Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper.
2006-06-15 04:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by drewsilla01 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Partnership for an idiot free America...it's also a bumper sticker
Put a Bush and a Dick in the White House and someone's bound to get screwed...also a bumper sticker.
2006-06-15 04:00:05 · answer #2 · answered by tams 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are like parking spaces. The best ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
2006-06-15 04:00:51 · answer #3 · answered by curiositycat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girlfriend gave me one that has a picture of a gingerbread man on it it says somthing to the effect of "you can bite his head of"
2006-06-15 04:02:54 · answer #4 · answered by marhaschmidt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short, so party we must! (on a bottle opener key chain)
2006-06-15 04:00:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Or
Keys I haven't lost yet.
2006-06-15 04:01:20 · answer #6 · answered by Stacy R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B-Beautiful - I-Intelligent - T -Talent -C- Charming - H -Helpful... Hope you like the keychain
2006-06-15 04:05:10 · answer #7 · answered by union_lonely_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bumper sticker that read; "Do not steal. The government doesn't like competition."
I was amazed by that.
2006-06-15 04:01:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute but psycho...things even out!
2006-06-15 04:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by Karma Eve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of all the things ive lost i miss my mind the most
2006-06-15 04:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by someone-else 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋