My favorite is "We've got no food, no jobs... our pets heads are falling off!"
2006-06-15 00:49:20 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Harry: OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.
(He says that to the dogs in his 'Shaggin Wagon')
2006-06-28 16:52:30 · answer #1 · answered by Fexy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are a lot.. But here are my favorite
Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.
Lloyd: So where are you headin'?
Mary: Aspen.
Lloyd: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!
Lloyd: Why you going to the airport, flying somewhere?
Mary: How'd you guess?
Lloyd: I saw your luggage, then when I noticed the airline ticket I put 2 and 2 together.
Harry: Where's the booze?
Lloyd: I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming
2006-06-23 05:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by allison 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When they are looking at the small table Jukebox in the diner scene and one of them says:
"The Monkees were a great influence on the Beatles."
"Kick his *** Sea Bass!"
"Once I start going I can`t stop going, man!"
"What are you a camel?"
"Are you boys slinging back some of Granpa`s old cough syrup? " (Then the police officer swigs the beer bottle full of urine.)
Mary says: "One in a million" about them being together and Jim Carry gets all happy and shouts, " So, your telling me there`s a chance!!"
2006-06-29 00:22:08 · answer #3 · answered by laracroft 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not a line, it's a scene. When they're riding the scooter and the weather gets colder and their boogers are just frozen. Hahaha!! That's my favorite part of the movie. :)
2006-06-24 13:45:33 · answer #4 · answered by goodgirl2484 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great movie...
I love it when they're on the run from the truckers after charging their bill to them, and Lloyd (carrey) says he got the idea from a movie...
Harry: So, in the movie, they got away?
Lloyd: No, they caught up with them and slit their throats. :)
2006-06-28 18:05:45 · answer #5 · answered by Fernandito Jr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When they was in the car and singing the song to that man
" mocking birds dont everybody have you heard"
But yeah that song i cant remember the rest but that was funny
2006-06-28 07:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by SweetRedz05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the sceen where Lloyd is wearing two pairs of gloves and Harry says my hands are cold, then Lloyd says well my hands are getting hot maybe you would like one of my pairs of gloves. You have two pairs of gloves this whole time.
2006-06-28 07:51:45 · answer #7 · answered by Frogger454 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Got Worms
2006-06-28 16:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by soundaroundus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm cross breading a bulldog and a Shih Tzu, I call it a Bullsh**!
2006-06-28 11:06:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
" You know we successfully mated a Bulldog with a Shitzu. We called it a Bullshlt."
2006-06-15 00:54:18 · answer #10 · answered by my brain hurts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋