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Leave the donuts on the table so they have something to eat while they search the premises for you; run out the back door calling them pigs and firing your gun
Hurry!!!

2006-06-15 00:50:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Take the easy way give em the donuts

2006-06-15 20:01:41 · answer #2 · answered by SeeNoEvil 6 · 0 0

Put the pig on the open fire and eat the donuts while you are waiting for it to cook. Then crap.

2006-06-15 09:24:22 · answer #3 · answered by baroness 3 · 0 0

You should make a break for it, but leave behind some donuts. That way you have more time to make your escape as the cops can't resist the lure of donuts.

2006-06-15 08:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dude true story.....had a roomate that "moved out". Turns out he was writting bad checks with some other dirty deeds. Well late one night a hard knock came at the door at a rightfully so paranoid time in my life. I answer the door with a .45 in one hand and a .380 in the other aimed and open for business. I'm looking down the sights at two sherrifs looking for you know who. It was not pretty atleast to whomever had to do their pants. The went diving into the bushes while drawling...it was great.

2006-06-15 18:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 0 0

Don't open fire unless you want them to shoot back. I say eat your donuts then call them pigs as you run past them to the nearest Krispy Kreme. They'll forget about you and get their own donuts.

2006-06-15 09:43:16 · answer #6 · answered by browneyedgirl 4 · 0 0

give em the donuts

2006-06-15 07:51:40 · answer #7 · answered by umterpy2 3 · 0 0

Make a break, and take the donuts with you

2006-06-15 07:54:53 · answer #8 · answered by * 5 · 0 0

give em all your donuts. and then call them pigs.

2006-06-15 09:30:59 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Love your pic....ah such a nice day out.......WHAT THE COPS???? duck and cover.... listen to what they say and don't make any move for the wallet you dropped under the couch...... unless of course you have fully a fully automatic tommy gun and a death wish....

Good luck with your hallucinations.... my advice....lay off the shrooms

2006-06-15 07:50:52 · answer #10 · answered by Charles G 3 · 0 0

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