I need to cross a swollen river before day break. My home are is infested by animals that would easily maul me if darkness falls before I reach my home.
2006-06-14 21:09:52 · 39 answers · asked by bernard m 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
since you have no eyes why am i answering? hmmm, anyway take a deep breath before you go in water. how's yr brain? can u remember 2 things? (a) behind you is the way you've come, not the river, the other side is obviously the opposite way from which you've come; go that way. (b) u will be able to tell if yr underwater, you'll want to generally go up. remember the deep breath? that air is now in yr lungs (barring sucking chest wounds), air floats, so chest is up, legs generally down. fresh air is up, go that way. if you still got stubs, or anything like feet, kick them puppies as hard as you can, and hope u don't get turned around in mid-stream.
and don't panic, the boys from "The Home" are already out looking for you. Listen is that them at the door now?
2006-06-14 22:01:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
first of all if your home is infested with these animals that would maul you in the dark..1- you should find another home and 2- if you just had to go home then I would suggest doing it after day break. As far as the river you should know which side of it your home is on so swim to the other side I would suggest walking up river first you could tell this by the sounds of the river. this way when you do swim the current will carry you back down.
2006-06-15 10:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by John C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well this just makes no sense. You say you need to reach home "before day break". That means it's still dark out. So what difference does it make if you need to reach home before "darkness falls" when it's dark already.
2006-06-16 19:33:19 · answer #3 · answered by Cee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all you don't need hands to swim (ever watch the paralympics?) and this is true, your third eye will direct you in the right direction because you have a stronger sense of survival than the rest of us, no kidding, because you even managed to type your question and will probably use your third eye to read the answers. I'd say you'll swim rather than sink.
2006-06-15 01:21:49 · answer #4 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you had left you home, you must of cross the river once before, just cross it the same way you did at first.
2006-06-21 10:17:17 · answer #5 · answered by Cynthia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does this have to do with Christmas?
Why does no-one bother to put their questions in the right categories?
If you have no hands & no eyes, why would you be away from home in the first place?
2006-06-15 10:30:14 · answer #6 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all this is the weirdest scenario ever !!!! u need to hire the terminator to kill those deadly animals that live in your house !
u're best bet to get across the river is to hire a boat and have the terminator on board with u .
2006-06-16 21:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by dxb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just get dumped in the middle of the pool. You will soon realise when you hit the sides. You will bounce off in the right direction!!!
2006-06-20 11:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stay still in the water and go by the direction of the waves or ripples that are in the water. then go with the motion in the water, if your not that strong a swimmer it would help u move along...if the scenario were real!
2006-06-15 06:07:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BLIND CAVE FISH have an uncanny ability to navigate adeptly, apparently by bouncing sound waves off objects around them. If you are a BLIND CAVE FISH; your tactile organs are sensitive to touch, allowing to feel what it cannot see.
2006-06-16 14:51:57 · answer #10 · answered by Swirly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋