Nobody has ever done that for me before lol
2006-06-14 18:53:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
OK get your big fluffy Dona ready, fluff your pillows, once upon a time there was a young man who was feeling sleepy, but just not quiet tired enough to fall asleep. So he lay there listening to classical music for a while, but realized this just wasn't going to work, So then he tried a nice hot cup of milk, but when he went to take a sip he spilled it all over his nice warm bed. So he realized that was a BAD idea not worthy of ten points..... then he got up changed his bedding and snuggled back into bed. he then decided to count sheep but got to 15 and decided that it just was not his thing. definitely not worthy of ten points so then he decided to read him self a little story about little red riding hood but by the end as funny as that story was it just left him feeling the need to go to the toilet. so it couldn't be awarded the ten points,but just as he was climbing back into bed his new little baby started to stir, so he put that little baby in bed with him and made up a bed time story all of his own. as his child feel back to sleep he lay there thinking of all the bed time stories he was going to tell his son in the future and be for long he had put him self to sleep sweet dreams new daddy lol sunshine
2006-06-15 00:37:46 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are a lot of great articles and information on how stress can effect sleep at ( http://www.reducingstress.net ). there are also many tips for solving the problem. Also, there is a link to the stresseraser which is a great biofeedback device that can help you get to sleep.
2006-06-17 15:31:45 · answer #2 · answered by marketingexpert 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alright lets get started.. so i would like to dream about the time i visited Mozart. It wasss a longgg time ago in the city of Europe. It was me, Mozart, Beethoven, Bach and some other cats hanging at the pub drinking some whisky. So we kicken back telling knock knock jokes when suddenly a sabertooth tiger pounds down the door and start growling. his mouth is full of blood and foam and he is ready to kill. me and mozart get into our "Bring it on positions" while Bach and Bethoven get out their weapons. Mozart pulls down his pants and starts to fart alluring the beast with his disturbing fragrance. he soothes the beast while Andre Bocelli starts hypontizing the monster with his voice. Suddenly the sabertooth tiger is about to get defeated just like that. I start to feel sorry for him and begin to take action. So i rush and uncork a bottle or Mirlow and then use the cork to cork up Mozarts Butt. He keeps farting and eventually blows up. Next i stick my hand in Andre Bocellis throat and rip out that thing that hangs in the back of his throat. Then i throw a piano on the rest of the musicians. SO i find myself alone with the beast. However, the beast looks at me with digust and takes a huge dump right there in front of me. This was an obvious sign of disrespect, and i do not take to this kindly. so i jump on his back and rip out one of his 2 massive teeth. i take one and stab it into his eye. i take the other and stab into his belly. Blood starts gushing out everywhere, and I start drinking the blood. Suddenly, i wake up. and i could not believe what i saw when i looked in the mirror. All over my mouth was some poo. i had actually eaten the big dump that he took. The END
2006-06-14 18:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by PhD from my dog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK i will try
Once upon a time there was a girl her name was little red riding hood. she was walking through the forest on her way to visit her grandma when she seen the big bad wolf hiding behind a rock. "my what big eye's you have " she said and the big bad wolf got up and ran away.A little bit further along the track she seen him again hiding behind a tree "my what big ears you have" she said the big bad wolf got up and ran away just as she nearly got to grandma's house she seen the big bad wolf again hiding behind a bush "my what big teeth you have " she cried with that the big bad wolf stood up and said oh for god sake would you stop doing that I'm trying to take a crap
2006-06-14 19:03:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No more bed-time story.
Listen to classical music (which could bore you).
Drink a cup of hot milk.
Both may help you get into sleep!
2006-06-14 18:56:20 · answer #5 · answered by changmw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I only specialise in bedside manner up close and personal so you'll have to count sheep I'm afraid.
Cool shades by the way!
2006-06-14 18:55:57 · answer #6 · answered by LadyRebecca 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read an algebra book
or a history book
it will work
2006-06-14 23:49:08 · answer #7 · answered by zowyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i sang ud prolly go to sleep..... go here and listen www.purevolume.com/jalusian listen to "i call it beautifuL" with ur eyes closed
2006-06-14 18:57:38 · answer #8 · answered by playaninstrument 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋