My friend got in trouble for trying to get this retarded chick to give him a ******* and now he is going to court. he wants me to testify that she threw herself at him. i know this isnt possible because retarded people cant move their legs or eat speghetti. The girl was stuck up and think she is better than everyone. should i cover for my friend?
2006-06-14 17:53:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
LOL... what does eating spaghetti have to do with it? This sounds like a joke! Thanks for the giggle!
2006-06-14 17:56:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anais 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you do the crime you do the time. Also, this is called purjury and you could pull some time if you are caught. Just look at Lil' Kim, lol. However, your comments on "retarded" people is a little confusing. You know there is a difference between ignorance and mental retardation. Watch who you make fun of you never know what tomorrow holds for you.
2006-06-14 17:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by sceptileptic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello...where did you get those stupid ideas about the mentally handicapped?...they can too move their legs and eat spaghetti and can probably spell better than you too. The mentally handicapped are not 'stuck-up'...they wouldn't know how to be. You should tell the truth and be an adult, and learn the fact about the disabled before you show off any more of your ignorance!
2006-06-14 18:01:23 · answer #3 · answered by evemarkra 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you asking? You shouldn't testify if you are going to lie. You don't seem to have any more respect for the 'chick' than he does...how can you call her 'retarded' and 'stuck-up' at the same time? Stupid. I suspect he deserves what he gets in court.
2006-06-14 17:58:28 · answer #4 · answered by shescrafty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just tell the truth. Your friend sounds like he needs some counseling. That is pretty messed up that he would try to get a person who is mentally handicapped a BJ. Obviously she was uncomfortable with the situation and what he did was wrong and uncalled for.
2006-06-14 17:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by incubusoad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the Judge your opinion of retarded people.
2006-06-14 18:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, don't stick up for that ******** of a friend. Stay way clear of this. You know in yourself it was wrong. Even if the girl is stuck up and think she is better than everyone else, she doesn't deserve a ******** forcing her to do sexual acts on him. No one deserves that......not even you.
2006-06-14 17:56:01 · answer #7 · answered by Girl Goes Back To The Future 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, If you have to ask, then you are the retarded one.
DO NOT deal with this guy, hes gonna take you down with him and you did nothing wrong in the first place.
THINK!
2006-06-14 18:08:38 · answer #8 · answered by crystlizm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Your friend needs all the help he can get. I think since your friend is going to jail...even with your help...the retard is now available for you to go after. And since she can't walk, you won't have to chase her and since she can't eat pasta...you can go straight for the *******!
2006-06-14 18:02:24 · answer #9 · answered by poodlemama1965 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope the bum spends some good jail time, that is a really sick thing he tried to do, and yes you tell the truth, the next thing he may try is to molest a child, you never know, he needs profesional help.
2006-06-14 18:00:38 · answer #10 · answered by sidekick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you do and you could go to jail for lying in court. your friend should have his nutts slapped. and your way of thinking shows how retarded you are.
2006-06-14 17:59:37 · answer #11 · answered by baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋