I have a site which is linked to teaching and I would like to add a Teacher Humour page. I would like some good jokes or stories about teachers and teaching... Thank you so much.
2006-06-14 17:01:41 · 9 answers · asked by Maggi 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Teaching
When I was in grade 9, I had a teacher that coudn't go 2 days without blowing something up, setting something of fire, or distroying something. In the year that I had him, he ended up setting the roof of the classroom on fire, setting his pants on fire, setting his hand on fire, setting his desk on fire, setting my desk on fire, setting my text book on fire (I had a front row seat, how it worked out alphabetically), he fired a bottle rocket off in the class room, he would through white board markers at people, he through a chair at me, with the "egg drop" project, just dropping the egg wasn't good enough so they were fired up in the air using bottle rockets, that is just a small list, and after all the damage he did to the school/students/himself, he still won the Pan Canadian Student Choice Awards, and now he's an assistant principal.
2006-06-14 17:12:05 · answer #1 · answered by gregthomasparke 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny Teacher Jokes
2016-10-02 08:24:53 · answer #2 · answered by starkes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teacher: John. Give me a sentence beginning with 'I'.
John: I is the...
Teacher: No, John. You must say "I am" not "I is."
John: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
(Hutchinson )
Customer: This restaurant must have a very clean kitchen.
Waitress: Thank you, sir. How do you know?
Customer: Everything tastes like soap.
(Hutchinson )
These two jocks may be useful for teaching English or any langauges to creat the fun as well as breaking the monotony of the students.
2006-06-14 17:20:11 · answer #3 · answered by digendra 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Okay in 6th grade i had a really cool young teacher and i always tried to act all cool around her but everything always went all wrong when i was around her. One time i was walking into her class when all my books and papers and stuff spilled to the floor and my glasses fell in the trashcan. She was sitting there staring at me as i gathered my stuff and than dug in the tash for my glasses talk about embarrsing. Another time she was standing beside me teaching and i went to blow a bubble with my gum but than she said something funny and my gum flies outta my mouth and i jump up and catch it right before it hits the ground and i looked at hr and she was staring at me so i just put the gum back in my mouth and sit down Another time was when me and my friend was talking in her class and she saw us and told us to go put our names under warning in her discipline notebook and it was funny so i was giggling when all of a sudden a big glob of snot comes out my nose and lands on the teachers desk and i was standing there horrified when my friend starts laughing very hard and i just walked back 2 my desk leaving it there
2016-03-15 04:33:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is true- when I was in the fifth grade, my teacher had a piano in his classroom, one day my mom came to my class to give me lunch money- My teacher, when my mom walked in, was singing itsy Bitsy Spider!
You should ask my cousin Josh for jokes, he's really funny and his email is harmon93@yahoo.com
2006-06-14 19:00:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my english teacher from grade 13, told our class that when he was in college he was best man in a wedding and the night before the wedding they all went out and had sushi which he never had before, consequently when the went back to the hotel room he got the shits real bad and accidentally **** his pants, but no one knew so he went to the bathroom took of his undies and shoved them in a champagne bucket high on the shelf.... they still may be there to this day.. needless to say despite the absence of commas in this paragraph and my run on sentences, he was an excellent teacher
2006-06-14 18:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
English Teacher Jokes
2016-12-14 18:44:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.
I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.
The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.
Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him. My homework though drowned.
I used it to fill a hole in my shoe; you wouldn't want it now.
My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.
My pet gerbils had babies, and they used it to make a nest.
I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.
ET stopped by my house and he accidentally took it home with him.
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http://www.schooljokes.com/homework/index.shtml
teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."
"Yes, sir," the boys said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "'It's because yer feet ain't empty."
http://www.brownielocks.com/teachingquotes.html
2006-06-14 17:13:28 · answer #8 · answered by cmhurley64 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
We just recently had a Kdg. student go missing.She turned up in our Jr. high wing INSIDE a locker. When the janitor rescued her and asked her what she was doing there she replied " waiting for you".
2006-06-14 18:19:50 · answer #9 · answered by thrill88 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i had put on every chair the teacher sat on . all over her freakin butt and she didnt even know it !!! LOL
2006-06-14 17:06:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋