say something that will make me in a better mood....
2006-06-14 16:49:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
wanna do it?
2006-06-14 16:52:03 · answer #1 · answered by scarlit 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
A teacher said to a student : I wish u would pay little attention! Then the student replied :I am paying as much little attention as I can.
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When feel sad…. Cheer up just go to amirror and say , “dam I look really so cute “ u will come over your sadness , but don’t make it a habit coz “LIARS GO TO HELL”.
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A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese your all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese man gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese man, replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
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be a friend of mine anish_qw1@yahoo.co.in
2006-06-14 23:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by anih 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Buck Up Kiddo
2006-06-14 23:53:11 · answer #3 · answered by orgrmichael 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No matter how bad things are for you, there is always someone somewhere in the world who is worse off
2006-06-16 14:00:22 · answer #4 · answered by Julie 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Watch a good movie or chop a wood at backyard.
2006-06-14 23:54:28 · answer #5 · answered by kmuralinh 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Girl! what are you doing on the Internet when you can go hang out some place instead?!?!
2006-06-14 23:54:45 · answer #6 · answered by AhhBoo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why does the boy mouse have a teeny weeny?
because the girl mouse has a tiny hiney....
2006-06-14 23:54:37 · answer #7 · answered by Just Gone 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Smile!
Or if you can't...look at someone who you think is a tool and smirk!
2006-06-14 23:53:23 · answer #8 · answered by Bert from Oz 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Just keep swimming" Dory (Finding Nemo)
Smile. It really does get better.
2006-06-15 00:09:09 · answer #9 · answered by jd 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
u r about to win a lottery
2006-06-14 23:53:59 · answer #10 · answered by fmt 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Check out this link to RUSSELL PETERS...... he is frikin hilarious...... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2579833089500205658
2006-06-14 23:53:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋