I want to marry Augustina... My goat!
2006-06-14 15:50:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anthony B 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
love is free of legal sanction baby.
plus, you have a better chance of getting a marriage license than a gay couple.
2006-06-14 15:53:55 · answer #1 · answered by sobrien 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's perfectly legal. Just take your goat, I mean Augustina, to the courthouse and tell the judge that you want to be married to Augustina. Make sure you point at Augustina when you refer to her so that the judge is aware that you are talking about her. Congratulations and I hope you and Augustina have many happy years together.
2006-06-14 22:55:14 · answer #2 · answered by eddygordo19 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humm. first get Augustina a bag of goat nip and then ask her to marry you. Next you two mate in front of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Billy. Next go to the pawn shop and buy a hammer and you two make hammering love to the neighbors canerry and then after that go to China King and ask to see the manager. Next when you see him pretend like you are blind so you can't see him and then feel all over him and make like he is a goat on a hot sat. night and mate with him! Yes, I would say Marry Augustina!!
2006-06-14 22:56:19 · answer #3 · answered by Zack C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's legal to love a goat only if she or he is of consenting age (over 16 years of age).
If Augustina is of age, go ahead and have a good time.
But expect ignorant people to shake their heads in dismay when they see your love children. Some people are so unaccepting these days.
Can't wait to see you on Springer,
Lots of love and be happy!
2006-06-14 22:55:08 · answer #4 · answered by Capt'sWife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you love your goat well thats a little weird but you can love it anywhere you want
2006-06-14 22:54:14 · answer #5 · answered by the world will never know 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmmh its not illegal... i dunt think so... but u cant marry ur goat... just have loots of sex with her and never leave her alone at home cus im a goat abuser!! haha jk... yeah get married... i wanna see pics of a goat in a weddingdress
2006-06-14 22:53:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, only in Arkansas & W. Virginia, the only two places where a husband & wife can be divorced & still be brother & sister
2006-06-14 22:56:34 · answer #7 · answered by brmick1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
change yourself into a goat and have at it, or change your goat into a person and have at it, but neither of those are possible so you're left being a dork
2006-06-14 22:56:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
become an internet priest and conduct a private ceremony. I sometimes feel married to my cat
2006-06-14 22:53:19 · answer #9 · answered by cassiepiehoney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but the love must go unconsumated!
2006-06-14 22:54:46 · answer #10 · answered by zen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋