looking for cheesiest and/or best and/or sexiest pickup line(s) u have used or been told or heard? oh yeah, and did it work?
2006-06-14 15:44:41 · 36 answers · asked by cornholio9631 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was having a first date with this guy....nice restaurant, superb food,....about half way through the dinner, he looks at me and says "I want to make love to you right now, but I will let you get used to the idea. Maybe in another 2 or 3 dates.....I know you will be ready"
I laughed so hard that I chocked at his audacity. It was such a great line and totally hilarious.
2006-06-20 15:07:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
I have never said this to anyone,
1. Hey did it hurt when you fell, HUH? well you must have fallen from heaven because you are an angel
2. let me make you feel like a real woman
3. there is a party in my pants wanna ***?
4. lets play carnival, you sit on my face and I will tell you how much you weigh and if I am wrong I will eat the difference.
I would never ever say these lines to a woman I wanted to have a relationship with, I have too much respect for the women I am attracted to.
2006-06-14 21:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the cheesiest line I've ever heard was "can I borrow a quarter because my mom told me to call her when I fell in love", and it totally worked! I thought the guy was so cute! Of course, he is my husband, lol!
2006-06-14 15:50:57 · answer #3 · answered by heybitches 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guy licks a girls cheek. He says "Come back to my place and I'll help you dry off".
It's gross, downright disgusting for a stranger to lean in and lick you while you are at the club and the music is blaring. Not to mention the ULTRA cheese of this pick up line.
It most certainly didn't work!
2006-06-14 15:49:13 · answer #4 · answered by csucdartgirl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the cheesiest come from those guys that are still married an refuse to leave their wife... cuz i wanna stay together for the children... but we see other people... gawd *rolls eyes* wanna hook-up?
and oh hell naw it dont work lol
2006-06-14 16:53:06 · answer #5 · answered by prettyinternetgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my # can I have yours?
Q: Did it hurt? What? A: When you fell from heaven
I changed the alphabet around so I could put U and I next to each other
2006-06-14 15:51:28 · answer #6 · answered by Lizbeth 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your left leg is 6:00 P.M., and your right is 6:00 A.M., can I have a midnight snack?
2006-06-14 15:50:48 · answer #7 · answered by Incorrectly Political 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
Your father must have been a thief because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes.
2006-06-14 15:51:23 · answer #8 · answered by Pocahontas 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.Do you have a Bandaid? Cus I just scraped my knee falling for you.
2.I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you?
2006-06-14 17:10:00 · answer #9 · answered by Ikki 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st; Is that top felt? would you like it to be? lol no it didnt work.
2nd; i just want a friend!! once
3rd; im in the navy; yes but only in different countries.. lol
im glad im married or id be screwed lol
2006-06-14 15:53:49 · answer #10 · answered by bigcountry 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋