2006-06-14 13:33:20 · 4 answers · asked by jayve 1 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
A young social climber, manages to get herslef invited to a really high class affair in the penthouse of a grand hotel.
As she glances around the huge room, she notices this athletic looking guy leaning on the bar and pensively stirring his drink with his finger.
She is interested. If he is here looking so casual and at ease, he must be loaded. Loaded and handsome to boot. So, she makes her move.
"You are cute" she says. After fussing over him for awhile, she asks: What are you drinking?"
"Oh, just magic beer" replies the man rather casually.
"Oh, come on. You are putting me on!" she purrs.
"Not at all" the guy replies, "here, I'll show you" So, he takes a sip from his glass and to everyone's delight he takes off in flight around the room.
The woman is flabbergasted. "It's a trick!" she exclaims. "Come on darling, show me the wires, or whatever" she begs the man.
"No tricks, no wires, look..." says the guy as he takes another sip and flies out of one window and returns through another.
"Good Lord...I must try that!" yells the woman really excited.
"Sure, why not?" replies the man and hands her his drink.
She takes a sip of the magic beer, runs to the window, flies out of of it and falls fourteen floors to the sidewalk below. What a mess.
The bartender leans over the counter, taps the guy on the shoulder, and says very softly:
You know Superman, when you are drunk, you are a real jerk!
2006-06-14 16:28:03 · answer #1 · answered by Stinger 22 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is the Englishman, the Irishman and the three legged pig. The Englishman sees an Irish farmer with a three legged pig, and asks him about it. The Irishman starts telling him how the pig saved his daughter when she fell down the well, and woke everybody up when the barn caught fire, and kept them from freezing in the terrible blizzard, and fought off a marauding wolf. The Englishman is fascinated by these tales of heroism, but the Irishman hasn't told him about how the pig lost it's leg, so he asks. The Irishman tell him, "Well, begorrah, when you owe a pig that much gratitude, you just can't eat him all at once!"
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
2006-06-14 15:40:49 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this isint near the funniest joke ive heared i honestly have no clue what it is.
but hey i thought this was amusing
Boy: why are you wearing a bra? you have nothing to put in it
Girl: your wearing pants arent you?
i just think its great
2006-06-14 13:37:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something about a duck
2006-06-14 13:36:16 · answer #4 · answered by got2know 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋