If life is a highway, why am I stuck in the off-ramp?

Answer 1

Do you feel disi-route-ioned and are you intestate as well? Time to create a new roadmap for your life. Slow down, don't take any detours, and proceed with caution. Remember what Fat Freddy says, with a handful of amphetamines: "Keed spills!"...uh..."Spill keeds!"...uh...um...

Answer 2

Try doing a U-turn on that off ramp & drive down lifes highway against the traffic & see how exciting it gets. At least you won't be stuck.

Answer 3

You took a Detour somewhere on the Highway. Just refuel and get back on, may be hard, but, you will find the way.

Answer 4

Let us evaluate your question with our daily road-veiws.

we get certain strange stops in this travel. sometimes we stuck up with speed brakers that arn't even be hightlighted with lines.it is your test place.it can be dangerous while you are driving at overspeed. but sometimes these speed brakers proved to b lucky for us. when your star is at heights and you r driving with attentive and careful mind (as slow & steady wins the race), u certaily , meet somebody at this speedbraker. that will guide you and helps you on your way to luck. you will feel relaxed. but sometimes it also happens that u wish to offer lift to somebody, but that doesnt like your vehicle or has already engaged with someother body. in 2nd case, at these speed brakers someone will be waiting for you to b there to give lift. and the 3rd case is that when you gona start your travel, somebody has already been chosen for you to help n guide you.
we can not ignore the accidents in this travel. which can have both sides of affects. can be prove luck or unlucky for you.
soemtime the road has gona breaked, sometimes railway passings closed your ways, sometime your have to cross the dangerous bridghe over the sea, sometimes you have pass through the tunnels that crossed upto milages.
sometime traffic police lets u stop.
sometimes it rains and you have stay for a while
sometimes fast sunlight stops u to not go futher and to wait more
sometimes ur vehicle goes cool and sometime hot!
sometimes fuel vanishes, and sometimes it crosses the limits!
sometimes tire burst and sometimes some dust enters in the engine.
sometimes u messed up with an accident while overtaking and sometimes you a kidnaped, sometime you just have to change your vehicle.
rather of all the above points, some got there goal during the travel, but sometimes u are the looser even when u complete ur travel because u were traveling witout ur copies, and the last checkpost is going to check your copies(documents for traveling).

Now it is upto the driver,how he drives his vehicle. how he chooses his travel-partner, how he fights with hot and cold weather, what does he do for being safe from rain and for sunlight to be secure from,
is he tries to search out some partner or willing to go ahead with out the partner. but make sure whether have u need for the partner or not.

i think i dont need to explain your question, u surely have got one from my statement. do confirm me ur understanding.

Answer 5

You must live here in Atlanta with me, I was stuck behind you!! Darn all this roadwork all the time!

Answer 6

Excellerate into positive thinking.

Answer 7

Traffic.(people ahead of you in life)

Answer 8

If you figure out the answer to that let me know. I live in OHIO the ORANGE BARREL STATE.

Answer 9

faulty light signal somewere along the exit.

Answer 10

http://www.biblebelievers.com/SimpleSalvation.html