2006-06-14 12:20:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
No. And the rolled up newspaper trick doesn't work on them, and, if you try to rub their noses in it, you just end up with a nasty bite. Best to keep them chained outside where they can at least help cut down on any squirrel or pigeon infestation.
2006-06-14 12:50:00 · answer #1 · answered by Biff 3 · 10⤊ 4⤋
Nope, but it can be done! It's not easy, but it's like training a dog once they get it, they won't forget. First you'll want to leave a trail of raw meat for your zombie to follow. Then set him on the toilet and after you yell at him to pee he should go.
If your zombie goes again in the house, I have one word for you: blowtorch, that'll teach your zombie fast. In fact just skip that whole meat trail thing and get right to the blowtorch.
2006-06-14 20:54:16 · answer #2 · answered by Silver Snake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, i dont know the answer but just get a shed and keep the zombie in there. youll have to chain it up though since you dont want it eating you or even taking a chunk out of you. if you need any more advice on keeping a zombie watch the end of shaun of the dead.
2006-06-15 12:01:50 · answer #3 · answered by silverclaw88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one word NO. If you want your very own zombie it work work and more hard work. I do think their are school where you can send you zombies to become house trained. Cause do you really want to clean up up after from whom ever they ate is all over you good carpets.
2006-06-14 20:03:48 · answer #4 · answered by Tophat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Zombies have only the most base instincts and can do little more than shuffle around and seek food (typically the rains of the living). They have no real awareness or intelligence and are unable to learn.
2006-06-14 19:24:43 · answer #5 · answered by Mantis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so. But it depends on HOW you want them trained. If you want them to like go on newspaper just put some in a corner and pee and/or crap on it a little to give them an example.
If you want them to actually want them to use the toilet get some of their poop and put it in the toilet and leave it their for a while.
And talk to them as you do this and explain what you're doing and what you want them to do. If they still don't use the 'potty' or newspaper like they should then threaten to put them back in their coffin, closet, basement or where ever you got them. If you don't wanna be that cruel try calling the animal shelter and see if they'll accept them.
2006-06-14 21:16:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel just like a zombie right now....so the answer is yes...
2006-06-15 03:39:53 · answer #7 · answered by krystaalvblue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since dogs, cats, and even humans have to be house trained, I'm gonna say nope.
2006-06-15 04:45:55 · answer #8 · answered by really_curious 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know Zombies have poopie. Just feed them Tic Tacs and let nature take its course.
2006-06-15 12:37:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, you got to train the things, and they are always trying to bite you and what not, they'll even eat any small animals you have.
2006-06-15 00:21:23 · answer #10 · answered by e_chiappone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, of course. They have no bodily functions that would require them to be house trained, because they are already dead...
2006-06-14 21:57:14 · answer #11 · answered by Travis L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋