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...and that they should be drawn and quoted instead?

(Stolen from Fred Allen)

2006-06-14 09:34:15 · 12 answers · asked by gotalife 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

12 answers

*whips out #2 pencil*

"Perhaps this line should be drawn again" Robin remarks.

Mr. Allen was 'unremarkable'. You see, although MnG is the queen of puns *hails to her queen*, she does miss the mark once in awhile. When she answered 10 questions with a pun, do you know how many made 'best answer'? No pun in ten did.

2006-06-14 14:55:11 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Sky 6 · 9 2

It's never lethal to inject a little humor into every situation. Also when you hang around funny people it seems to rub off. In trying to be funny as an adolescent I was a guillotine. Sometimes I almost fried my brains thinking about what a gas my next prank was gonna be.

2006-06-14 21:30:45 · answer #2 · answered by Sassy 6 · 0 0

Since this is Yahoo! Answers, I think they should be put to the "extraordinary question" - a lot less pun than it sounds. *shiver*

See link below for details of "pun"ishment.

2006-06-14 18:01:36 · answer #3 · answered by opifan64 5 · 0 0

Monitor...

Puns can be trying at times, but it's nothing to lose your 'head' over,...monitor or otherwise.

As for M-n-G's puns, the 'gal owes' no one any excuses for the clean execution of her puns, and she should not be condemned for doing so.

Personally, I think puns are a 'gas'...

2006-06-14 18:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by Saint Christopher Walken 7 · 0 0

**Poses for her portrait**

You know, don't listen to Fred. He was always such a "noose"ance anyway. The only reason he never got the hook of comedy was because he got the axe first.

* Ba domp bomp......ching*

Thank you, thank you.....be sure to tip your waitresses.

2006-06-14 16:39:14 · answer #5 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0 0

Hanging is far too pun-ative.

Dee is rubbing off.....we are all starting to be punny now....hahahahahaha

2006-06-14 21:45:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OH PLEASE ,lets not open Pundora s Box, bad things could happen to us with a limited pundecation. So for now they get a pass.

2006-06-14 17:48:48 · answer #7 · answered by Jujeaux 6 · 0 0

How about a PUNch instead?

2006-06-14 18:07:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's nothing to lose your head over for.

2006-06-15 00:09:37 · answer #9 · answered by banjo_mccain 4 · 0 0

Perhaps someone writing them a firing line would be more appropriate. ;P

2006-06-15 07:52:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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