2006-06-14 09:19:59 · 42 answers · asked by bush_isa_idiot_and_so_are_you 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Sorry, my alarm clock didn't go off, then my dog, he ran away and I had to chase after him, but he ran past a burning pet shop and I had to stop and save all those animals, then on my way over I got a flat tire and this biker who was strung out on crack stopped and I thought he was going to help me but instead he just kid napped me and rapped me, by the time that I finally freed myself I realized my iron was still plugged in so I had to go home and unplug it, then I got a phone call saying that my brother was in jail, I thought this was funny since I didn't have a brother but I thought I better go to the police station just to be on the safe side, sure enough, he wasn't my brother like I thought, so I got back in my car and here I am.... did I miss anything?
2006-06-14 09:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by ♪♫♪Ginny♪♫♪ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I tried to make it on time, but there was an accident on the bridge and both lanes of traffic were closed. After the traffic finally cleared I realized I was almost out of gas from having to sit in traffic so long. Then when i got to the gas station my debit card wouldn't work at the pump, so I had to go inside wait in line and write a check. I would have called you but there were sunspots today and I couldn't get my cell phone to work. I think I'm going to drop my carrier. Anyway do forgive me, please! Because it could happen to you one day, and i would forgive you.
2006-06-14 09:26:12 · answer #2 · answered by Pete 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I don't have any good excuses, but can give you a few acceptable reasons. However lying is my other bad habit. Along with coveting my neighbor's husband, which lead to adultery, stealing, killing his wife when she walked in, praying in front of a statue of Adonis, told my boss the man next to me was playing on the Internet during business hours, he wasn't. Truly surprised I made it here at all, need the sabbath to get here quick to rest.
2006-06-14 11:05:17 · answer #3 · answered by laughsall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gaming
2006-06-14 09:21:25 · answer #4 · answered by Raynanne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the Serengeti watching my girlfriend catch a gazelle for dinner
2006-06-14 10:40:31 · answer #5 · answered by leopion2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life f u c k u hahhahahhahahahahahahahahahaha plus : i like to be late!!
2006-06-14 09:21:51 · answer #6 · answered by Brittney 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got caught in a time dimensional portal and now I'm actually early, so there!
2006-06-14 09:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woops I tend to forget things that aren't important.
2006-06-14 09:21:54 · answer #8 · answered by akiastatz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, I was grocery shopping so I could make YOU dinner when you come home tonight, honey!
2006-06-14 09:21:39 · answer #9 · answered by Kitten 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, get off my back. what, are we married, i just need my space. i can't deal with these demands your placing on me....well,i had to get a drink from the fridge. i was thirsty, but i brought you back a cool beer
2006-06-14 09:22:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋