Aquarius
January 21-February 19
"I Know"
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Planet: Uranus
Key phrase: "I Know"
Symbol: The Water Bearer
Quality: Fixed
Element: Air
Duality: Masculine
Color: Electric Blue
Gem: Amethyst
Body Part: Shins and Ankles
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Many people get confused that Aquarius is a water sign, as it's symbol is the water bearer and the 'aqua' in the name. However, these people are most definitely air signs. They have a way with other people, they really do. If they're a bad Aquarius, they're good at manipulating. If they're a good Aquarius, they can really change the world and get things into motion. Another reason they are obviously not water signs is that they find extreme emotional displays as kind of a put-off. They say what they feel and that's it. There's usually nothing else behind it. If they're mad, they're mad and that's that. But if a cancer's mad, they're sad, too, they just won't say it. They're the people who want to say the right thing, and when you're done crying they'll go with you to kick the other guy's ***. They also have a tendency to make weird noises, be humming or fidget. They can't help it, however. And don't be offended if they just start talking in the middle of a sentence of yours, because it really isn't their fault they haven't been listening, as their minds WANDER. There is no doubt about that. I think every Aquarius could be diagnosed with ADD at one point or another. That's not to say that they can't be good listeners when interested, or when they know it's important. They're actually quite good at listening, when they focus on it.
And maybe it's just me, but I've noticed that they all have some tacky sentimental thing that they lugg around with them. My boyfriend Zak wears these shoes that are basically extra socks they're in such bad shape. But he loves them. And my mother had the same hat for 15 years. Christ.
It was no mistake when someone called Aquarius the 'banner carrier', as they are well known to start revolutions and reform. It even gets down to someone being picked on or a rather nasty over-the-shoulder comment being completely blown away by the Aquarius righteousness. They can't STAND to see the underdog picked on. They feel sorry for wounded puppies to whole nations of people. They're the one politely telling you that you're an asshole for making fun of the fat kid across the room. First they'll come in with the "Hey, you wouldn't like it if they did that to you" attitude, and if that doesn't work they'll come back with a "**** you" attitude.
They don't analyze as much as they reflect. And people naturally flock to them for advice. It isn't always advice the Aquarius will take themselves, however. They usually let people **** them over or oppress them once or twice, but once they swear it off, it never happens again. The will these people have is incredible, and I think all of them are artistic in some way.
They LOVE to try new things, unless this aspect is outweighed by other signs in their chart, they'll also be the first person next to Pisces to say "Oh my god" after hearing some particularly heart wrenching tale from some victim.
They've all got a style all their own, and the house of a wealthy Aquarian would be a sight to behold. The other day I went to a restaurant in Baltimore, and let me tell you, my inner Capricorn ******* DIED. There were beat up mannequins on the ceiling, the walls, and they were painted weird, tacky colors and little army men were melted on as hair...and guh. The place looked like ****. And of course my friends loved it. Bastards. Anyway, I said that the owner HAD to be an aquarius, and we found that she was. God I hated that place lol
They know what they think looks good. In teens I've noticed (especially in girls) that they give their particular subculture a unique flair. One Aquarius I know is 'ghetto', but if you were to look at her earrings and her purse, you'd see that they DO qualify as ghettoFABulouuus, but they're so weird anyhow. I've yet to see her style anywhere else. I couldn't imagine someone putting together the outfits she does. Sometimes the things Aquarians like can be downright ugly, but they'll wear it, hang it up or display it regardless. These people really know what they like, and you won't be talking them out of it. Typical air sign.
They usually have all kinds of different friends. Communists, gays, thugs, princesses, you name it. Actually, they probably will tell you how diverse their friends are on their own in some form or another. Usually they put it like 'I don't fit in one clique, I'm friends with everybody'. How cute they are.
This sign is one you want on your side when you're in a fight, as they usually fight fair and with the facts and squish the enemy like a slice of bread. However, they'll play dirty the instant the opponent does, and they have a tendency to conceal their plans and 'move on', but come back and take them out when they least expect it. Scorpio has this tendency as well, except Aquarius is a tad more lighthearted than the Scorpios when they do this, as Scorpio has the desire to either out-do their enemy, or destroy them completely. Yeah, Aquarius won't really do that unless you hurt someone they love. Then; look the **** out. Very righteous minded people.
It has to be said that not all Aquarians are, (but as Air signs, have a predisposition to be) LOUD. They usually think before they speak, and it's hard to fool them (most of the time). Though I need to throw in the part about how they can be REALLY loud, when they are being loud. This isn't a naturally quiet sign, and you'll find a good handful of them at concerts and parties, along with Libra and Gemini. Leo too, but not as much. Though you can usually count on that one lone Sagittarius to be there. Thinking things.
Overall I really like Aquarians, they're understanding, sweet-natured and can make some cooool voices. The guys seem to be a little quieter than the girls, but neither sex is for a lack of value or morals, although those values and morals are all their own, and few stick to a set of rules as opposed to their heart when it comes to moral issues in life. They're loyal friends and WILL stick up for you when you aren't around, and they won't tell you about it later. A Leo would, though, or a Libra. They'd do it and tell you. A Libra may just do it so they COULD tell you later.
Also, to end this section, I have to say...I'm not sure if it's just the Aquarians I happen to be surrounded by, but I swear to god they all do this really weird loud, single hiccup from time to time. There's no other way to explain it.
Oh yeah, and they dye their hair a lot.
::edit::= Aquarius also comes up with some really good ideas, although rarely pursues them.
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I hope this really helps; and I give full credit to the web source where I got this. I find this site to be very usefull.
2006-06-14 10:19:29
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