how big is too big?
2006-06-14 09:03:07 · 18 answers · asked by columbusman1969 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I am a 31 year old female. I have been in the presence of both large and small, and I am here to tell you no lies!
Under 5 inches is small, not useless, but small (unless it is also thin, and then it is pretty much useless). Over 8 inches is generally too large, unless you find a woman who is loose enough to harbor your yacht. Most men as far as I know fall into the 5-8 inch window of opportunity. For you men less than 5, you better learn other ways to please a woman than with your penis, and there are plenty of fun ways to do that. Its not the end of the world, life will go on!
2006-06-14 09:20:47 · answer #1 · answered by mia_violenza 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont think that there is a too small. Its all in how you use it. Really, it is. Too big is in my opinion anything over 7 inches. Just a waste.
2006-06-14 22:03:42 · answer #2 · answered by jackieleacollins 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
under 5 is too small.... you dont want her to be busy looking for an electron microscope while youre trying to get her in 'the mood'.
however over 8 is too big unless your woman is huge also.
OK so you want the truth?
SIZE DOES MATTER!! any woman who says it doesnt, OBVIOUSLY loves you and doesnt want to hurt your feelings...
however, as has been said already, you can do things to spice it up if you are small... teach it a new trick, put a hat on it, dress it up! do something!
2006-06-14 16:45:05 · answer #3 · answered by Charmed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever seen that one episode of "South Park" called "Osma Bin Laden has Farty Pants" and Cartman is acting like Bugs Bunny and pulls down Osma's pants then it has to be magnified several thousand times to see anything? Yeah, well that's too small.
I remember reading an older issue of Rolling Stone where they profiled a man with a large penis and his struggles in life. (Yes, I know that sounds like eating too much chocolate, but bear with me) He talked about many things, including, you guessed it his sex life. (Also in the article RS said that if you put your hand into a fist and then put your other hand on the bottom of your forearm that you'd have his size) The man said he'd never been able to fully extend into a woman. That, sir, is too large.
2006-06-14 21:02:15 · answer #4 · answered by Silver Snake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is this question under the folklore category? Weird place to put it.
To big is worse than too small. Too small you can still do it. To big, nope.
2006-06-14 16:46:04 · answer #5 · answered by beachrocker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on what you're talking about. hehehe. i had a thought though ;) too small is like you are almost pinching the thing between your fingers and you're fingers aren't very far apart and too big is like a horses whacker.
2006-06-14 22:56:48 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no too small or too big if you put your heart and soul into it.
2006-06-14 16:07:03 · answer #7 · answered by butrcupps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-14 16:06:32 · answer #8 · answered by SocietyOfDecency 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mind can never be too big, alas most are too too small.
2006-06-14 16:06:37 · answer #9 · answered by yourdoneandover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
anyone under 5 inches... diameter counts too.
Too big is a matter of tolerance.
2006-06-14 16:10:38 · answer #10 · answered by BeezKneez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋