i want to be black..?

Question

i hate being this white . off yellow.. i want to be black..but tanning just wont do it for me...what should i do ?

Answer 1

Shoe polish

Answer 2

Okay... I know we all have times in our live when we all want to be something other than what or who we are. You are probably willing to do anything for this, am I right?
There is always the thing about getting surgery... you know like Michael Jackson did.
I admire you wanting to be black, they have a beautiful complexion and all of that good stuff.
But you really need to rethink this, I mean, you should be thankful for being white because that is what God made you to be.
If you don't believe in God then think of it this way... There are millions of people who want to be white. Because everyone wants what they can't have right??? That is just they way of life.
You need to think of all the good things you have in your life and be thankful for who you are and everything that you have!

Don't get me wrong... It is perfectly ok to want to be something you are not, but you need to make the best of what you have.

Answer 3

Skin pigment is genetic, but if tanning doesn't get you as dark as you would like to be then try over the counter pills along with immediate gratification....air brushing! Good luck!

Answer 4

First start eating chicken and watermellon. Then start listening to jungle music or rap music, then start talkin like your from the south even though you arent, then dont take a shower for a week and dont brush your hair and start dressing in flamboyant colors, then pack on some weight in your butt and change your name to Latisha or Rochelle or some goofy name. Then you will be black.

Answer 5

If you listen to jerks like guitrarraveboy you would be showing your ignorance First be happy with what your born with.

Answer 6

Well, become a farmer, fisherman, or this short and wear the least clothes possible!
You will be much darker, ...