In a rhyming form can someone tell me where do babies come from. It's gotta rhyme.?

Answer 1

Here is one, quick and dirty. I will revise and post again if you like ...


Mommy and Daddy
Laying in bed
Each one kissing
The other one’s head

First comes mummy,
Then comes daddy
Then comes baby
In a big round tummy

First trimester
Mommy is sick
Three months later
Time is going Quick

Last 2 weeks
Days FLY by
Bags are packed
Dad starts to freak

The day is finally here
And Mommy lays in bed
A baby’s cry is heard
A kiss to mommy’s head

Answer 2

babies travel thru a tube, then go to the ovaries, and over 8 months grow to look like you-
they have a heart beat, and will kick you too,
this is the hardest part of being a woman too-
when its time to push them out..here they come,
out of the uterus, and down out the vaginal area-
owweee the pain women indure when having a baby-
so just maybe...you see that where the baby has come from,
just once a little seed, and now they are crying-

Answer 3

rhyme with what? hello

babies come from that tiny place
first it's a hole, now here comes their face
oh my goodness it's a baby blue
gotta get it breathing, yank the sucker outta you

jeez man you ask weird stuff!

Answer 4

when a man loves a lady,
he gives her a baby,
one night she gets him drunk,
takes off his pants and makes him pump,
pump, pump, pump, intercourse!

after nine months while growing in the womb,
the baby escapes like Lara Croft from a tomb,
the daddy is waiting and catchesya
but runs away when he sees placenta

yah baby!

Answer 5

you are weird.