2006-06-14 06:55:04 · 6 answers · asked by andyfrogsuit 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
this woman walks into the welfare office and fills out her paper work, when it is her turn, she goes up to the desk and gives the guy her paper work. on the paper work it said she had 10 kids. the guy says "that's a lot of kids, how do you remember all of their names?"
and the woman responds " i named them all the Sam, when i call them for dinner, they all come, when it is bed time, they all go to bed" then the clerk asks, "well what if you want just one of them?"
in which the lady replies "oh, that's easy, i just call them by their last name"
2006-06-14 07:02:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my best friend jessica grabel said this to me: do u walk to the cheesecake factory? she said that because i told everyone in my history final yesterday that i excercise. that was pretty good but i did have a comeback, not really a good one. she's kinda really skinny (fast metabolism). i should have said yes, i do (as a joke) but i excercise, unlike someone that just vomits the cheesecake up. lol! that would be da shiz!
2006-06-14 22:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by dmt479 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't be repeated here, but it involves 1.5 million of a certain ethnic group, and one big chested blond.
Cheers!
2006-06-14 13:58:51 · answer #3 · answered by sal the dog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar...
Ouch.
A Blonde walks into a bar...
The two brunettes with her walked around it.
2006-06-14 14:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by Sir Greggath 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dubya thinks that the national anthem begins with "Jose, can you see..."
2006-06-14 13:58:28 · answer #5 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
and so ....
are your balls......
hahahhh
hahahhhhhahaa
2006-06-14 13:59:19 · answer #6 · answered by tammilynn05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋