why do men piss all over the toilet?

Answer 1

It's funny that girls have answered this question. How would they know why?

1. You never know how the stream will be until it starts coming out. It could have branches shooting off at 90 degrees, especially if you had sex the night before.
2. It can hit the concave bowl with great force, causing it to mist up.
3. Urinals are designed for men. Toilets are designed for women. Install a urinal in your house and you won't have to deal with it.
4. We like it when you clean up after us.
5. We feel obligated to give dumb women petty things to whine about. It helps prove our case that women are nothing more than emotionally stunted children with an unreasonable sense of entitlement.

Answer 2

Because we just love the thought of someone else setting in it. No not really perhaps its because we stand up and the urine comes from a distance depending on the height of the man. You also have to consider the pressure at which the urine is coming out. Sometimes it's not that we pee on the toilet as much as it is that it splatters back up out of the toilet on to the seat etc. And also it is coming from a movable object ( being the penis)it can be misdirected at times for many reasons. Also sometimes when the penis isn't totally open at the end the urine can go in different direction than the man is aiming. So you see it's not just as simple as setting down and letting it reap like females can. I can only say that when there is splatter it should be the mans responsibility to leave the toilet wiped down before the next person. It is only common courtesy.

Answer 3

Because the standard water closet stool is poorly designed for the male anatomy. It is designed for sitting.The concept of the solid stream hose is myth. Men do not have the control that women assume. In reality it is more of a spray which gets worse with age. The proper device is the wall mounted urinal. Perhaps you should install one of those.

Answer 4

I think the bigger question is, "Why don't home builders just put urinals in the bathrooms, so we don't have to hear the women gripe at us all the time?"

Sometimes it's not pee all over the toilet, it's secondary toilet water spashing around. Granted, still disgusting, but not entirely our fault.

Answer 5

We are marking our territory. This is instinctual and therefore not our fault. Guys could avoid doing this entirely by sitting on the toilet like the females do but this would defeat the purpose wouldn't it?

Answer 6

I have no idea why, but it's gross and I'm always telling my husband to clean the toilet after he uses it, One thing for sure is that I'm going to make sure my son doesn't do that.

Answer 7

it's not as easy as it looks. what if you get lint on the tip of the p*nis from the pants??? That'll deflect the direct aim. And picture a garden hose. What happens when you turn on the faucet? Even if you hold the hose, you initially don't have control of the water stream.

Answer 8

They are lazy. The men were gifted with a thing to pee with standing up, while women were given brains

Answer 9

just to let yall know not all men do that and think about this, its a lot easier hitting somethin a point blank range than havein to aim

Answer 10

At 43 years of age I have never missed. Those that do just don't give a damn. I wouldnt trust them to wash my car as they probably don't do a good job at anything in they're lives.
Don't take any excuses, its just that they don't care to do a good job at anything.