There are some christians with pamphlets @ my door how do i get rid of them??

Question

i already tried ORKIN they no help

Answer 1

draw the outline of a human body outside of your front door and throw some religious pamplets around it

Answer 2

I really wanna go knocking on Ms Chucks door some time cuz unless she's real scary looking, any religious business can be put aside for a few while I allow her to experience a Real religious experience of Our own!! Seriously though, just open the door & tell them politely to "Bounce" or 'Kick rocks' or just plain old Move On!
Bear in mind that we True Christians don't feel or see a need to go door to door like cheap-assed travelling salesmen, cramming our knowledge & wisdon down peoples throats. "If you want it, here it is, come & get it, but you better hurry cuz it's going fast"

Answer 3

Hit them with the shovel just inside the door of the garden shed. Then use the shovel to bury them alive. Good luck! Those Christians sure can be pesky.

Answer 4

the question u should really be asking is why do u want to get rid of them, have u tried listening to what they are saying, just by saying hearing what they have to say can give u a better edge as to how to reply to them whenever they do come around again.

try saying i am not interested, but u need to know what it is u are not interested in, therefore listen then react.

all the best

Answer 5

take a pamphlet and say have a nice day and shut the door. then do what you want with the pamphlet

Answer 6

Invite them in, and politely explain to them why their religion is false. Eventually they will put their hands over their ears and say "Lalalalalalala", or they will excuse themselves and move on to the next house.

Answer 7

just say thank you but i'm not intersted. if they try to say anything else, sick your dog on 'em. if you don't have a dog, sick your little brother on them. if you don't have a little brother, tell them that you were just released from prison after 10 years for shooting door to door christians and you are losing your patients!!!!

Answer 8

Just close the door. There is no reasoning with those people.

Answer 9

My dad, who is 6'6, used to answer the door and take one look at them and say, "F*ck you! F*uck Jesus! Get off my property." They would turn around and leave promptly.

Answer 10

~ok this is what my brother did-
take off all your clothes except your underpants, answer the door & say "I'm having my first gay experience wanna come in and watch"-they'll fly to their cars after that!~

Answer 11

go answer the door naked and tell them you are worshipping right now. mumble some crazy words in another language - doesn't matter. make up some ****. and i swear - they will leave!