And who or what is it?
2006-06-14 04:18:04 · 19 answers · asked by gotalife 7 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
Which one?
There's the Aunt Conspiracy to get me to get married. Apparently the fact that I'm not seeing anyone right now doesn't deter them... The conspiracy wouldn't bother me so much if it wasn't so pointlessly condescending.
The Masons apparently make some decisions on who is going to be leading my country. Looking at their more recent choices and the fact that I've learned that they tend to have some infighting suggests that they aren't the most swift bunch either.
Look people, if you're going to have a conspiracy, make it one I can respect, ok?
Just yesterday I met with a conspiracy to outwit unethical Chinese manufacturing contracts. That was fun, but doesn't really control my life or anyone else's for that matter...
As for some group directly controlling my actions? I once figured out that there are these space aliens that would otherwise be obvious to us except that they keep periodically wiping our memories. You can tell they are there because.... Uhh... Well, I forget for now, but maybe later I'll be able to tell you.
2006-06-15 05:45:02 · answer #1 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, there used to be a small conspiracy ruling my life. It was only three guys and a duck, but it was kinda menacing. Everytime I took a step with my left foot, the duck would quack in a kind of chuckling, Bond-villain way, and the guys would note down my reactions. It wasn't a great conspiracy, but it was the best I could afford at the time. In the end though, if you're going to go to the trouble of being a ranting paranoic, you might as well save up and get the Supersize Conspiracy Deluxe with extra frosting and spooky music. Now I'm part of a world 'where good men are murdered, and mediocrity rules the planet', where BS supports policies of war and only those 'with nothing to hide' sleep smugly at night...
What?
Whaddaya mean I could have got that for free? Well then I'm going down to Conspiracies R Us first thing in the morning to demand my money back. It's only 16 blocks from here, should be no problem...
2006-06-16 17:26:24 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A conspiracy is not controlling my life. What is controlling my life is a small implant located just behind my neck placed there by the government to track my spending habits. Which to be perfectly honest is pretty cool in a Orwellian kind of way.
2006-06-14 12:29:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only conspiracy against me is that I have not yet won the lottery. I desperately need that win so I can spend even more time here on YA. My life long dream!!
Why can't they just let me win??
2006-06-14 13:31:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeh...'.they' are out to get me, you should know that Monitorhead, your part of them. All the whispering behind my back, I can hear it. Some of them are in the chair I sit on, they make noises every time the chair moves back and forth. The
newspaper delivery boy, my eye is out for him. He is planting subliminal messages in the comic section. The mailman, he is
trying to harass me by continuously bringing me worthless messages about the AARP and Publisher's Clearing House.
I'm wise to you all.....no problem.
2006-06-14 21:13:12 · answer #5 · answered by Sanitizer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. To me, a conspiracy by definition means there are multiple people in on a single plot. I have something different----Dozens of people all involved in individual plots. I shouldn't tell you I know this, because as we BOTH know, you're one of them.
2006-06-16 05:31:54 · answer #6 · answered by Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
Thanks for opening my eyes.
They are tricky though, sometimes they work in unison and other times they appear to be indepentently motivated. But it is all a facade. I think they hold secret meetings and planned assults.
I wonder if it will end when the little angels reach maturity and move out.
2006-06-15 09:44:36 · answer #7 · answered by Carol P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything that can go wrong does, everybody's in on it - from my mom and my sister's to my boyfriend to the guy in front of my at the deli and the lady sitting behind me on the bus.
2006-06-14 11:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by The Truth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I am absolutely convinced that the YA Braniacs are somehow invading my nap-time dreams to steal my secrets. ( Kind of like the "SPY vs SPY" comic strip from MAD magazine! )
" professional yahoo counterintelligence vs ancillary REM "
( This is an anagram of your question. )
2006-06-15 05:15:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anagram Vandal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Man. He's always trying to bring me down! And then there is the little green men in my head...
2006-06-14 17:13:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋