People just want points, they're worthless though.
2006-06-14 04:00:25
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Why? Huh, tough one...lets give it a shot.
Why do I drink beer? I like it
Why do I have a bra on? Because my work people frown on nipples being seen thru shirts.
Why did I have a Pizza Hot Pocket for breakfast? Because I have PMS
Why did I have a Chocolate Chip Muffin for dessert after my Pizza Hot Pocket? Again, PMS
Why do I not weigh 420 pounds? Because I normally do not eat like that.
Why did I brush my teeth this morning? Bad breath, duh
Why is it 11:07? Because someone along time ago made TIME
Why is the sky blue? Well, I don't really know, but I think it has to do with stuff I learned once and have forgotten.
Why have I forgotten why the sky is blue? Refer back to question number one: BEER
Why did I wear black pants today? According to the email I received earlier it means that I don't want to be noticed....I guess the person that sent that email hasn't seen my a s s in these pants!!! Not to shabby let me tell you, even after my Pizza Muffin Pig Fest!
Why is this the last question? I have to get back to work!!!!!
2006-06-14 04:11:27
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answer #2
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answered by T 5
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That is why I never buy my ducky's shoes from Ralph's discount pottery. I don't care if prices are slashed 75%. When my ducks want shoes, they get Armani, Gucci or Prada. Their time here is so short.... I like to spoil them while I can. Who knows, You could be wearing a raincoat made from my rubber duckys, doesn't it comfort you to know they were treated well while they lived?
2006-06-14 04:01:51
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Don't ask why too much, unless it could have severe impact on your life. Enjoy every moment in the stream of life and the rest will come.
2006-06-14 04:02:27
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answer #4
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answered by mini golf blonde 2
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Because the common denominator is 42.
2006-06-14 04:05:20
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answer #5
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answered by Julie B 3
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BECAUSE!!!!! Life Happens
Larry D
2006-06-14 04:03:17
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answered by Anonymous
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Because life is too short.
2006-06-14 04:21:58
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answered by Bob 2
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Because is important not matter what is if is important for somone that's enough
2006-06-14 04:02:57
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answer #8
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answered by Kiki 1
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Why don't you have something better to do ? Why don't you get a job ? Why don't you think up something constructive ? Why don't you grow up ?
2006-06-14 04:07:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Okay, three reasons. Because I said so, becuase I said so, and because I said so. Oh, and a forth one, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-20 07:50:18
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answered by Anonymous
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