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post your answer no matter how random or spontaneous they may be.. lets see who can come up with the best answer to why!

2006-06-14 03:57:26 · 19 answers · asked by romancing_the_butterflies_21m 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

19 answers

People just want points, they're worthless though.

2006-06-14 04:00:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why? Huh, tough one...lets give it a shot.

Why do I drink beer? I like it

Why do I have a bra on? Because my work people frown on nipples being seen thru shirts.

Why did I have a Pizza Hot Pocket for breakfast? Because I have PMS

Why did I have a Chocolate Chip Muffin for dessert after my Pizza Hot Pocket? Again, PMS

Why do I not weigh 420 pounds? Because I normally do not eat like that.

Why did I brush my teeth this morning? Bad breath, duh

Why is it 11:07? Because someone along time ago made TIME

Why is the sky blue? Well, I don't really know, but I think it has to do with stuff I learned once and have forgotten.

Why have I forgotten why the sky is blue? Refer back to question number one: BEER

Why did I wear black pants today? According to the email I received earlier it means that I don't want to be noticed....I guess the person that sent that email hasn't seen my a s s in these pants!!! Not to shabby let me tell you, even after my Pizza Muffin Pig Fest!

Why is this the last question? I have to get back to work!!!!!

2006-06-14 04:11:27 · answer #2 · answered by T 5 · 0 0

That is why I never buy my ducky's shoes from Ralph's discount pottery. I don't care if prices are slashed 75%. When my ducks want shoes, they get Armani, Gucci or Prada. Their time here is so short.... I like to spoil them while I can. Who knows, You could be wearing a raincoat made from my rubber duckys, doesn't it comfort you to know they were treated well while they lived?

2006-06-14 04:01:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Don't ask why too much, unless it could have severe impact on your life. Enjoy every moment in the stream of life and the rest will come.

2006-06-14 04:02:27 · answer #4 · answered by mini golf blonde 2 · 0 0

Because the common denominator is 42.

2006-06-14 04:05:20 · answer #5 · answered by Julie B 3 · 0 0

BECAUSE!!!!! Life Happens

Larry D

2006-06-14 04:03:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because life is too short.

2006-06-14 04:21:58 · answer #7 · answered by Bob 2 · 0 0

Because is important not matter what is if is important for somone that's enough

2006-06-14 04:02:57 · answer #8 · answered by Kiki 1 · 0 0

Why don't you have something better to do ? Why don't you get a job ? Why don't you think up something constructive ? Why don't you grow up ?

2006-06-14 04:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Okay, three reasons. Because I said so, becuase I said so, and because I said so. Oh, and a forth one, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-20 07:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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