My goldfish that are back from the circus unlocked my liquor cabinet and let the ranch duckys in. The poor innocent duckies are branding each other with a curling iron and the goldfish are refusing to leave. How can I resolve this without anyone getting hurt!
2006-06-14 03:36:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You'd have to be following this. No drugs were used in the posing of these questions!
2006-06-14 03:41:54 · update #1
Goldfish are attracted to blue cheese. If you don't have any just give 'em regular ones, they're colorblind anyways. Now the ducks may be a little difficult. Dave Matthews music will usually calm them down, but only if its the older stuff with Tim Reynolds. If you do all this everything should go smoothly. And don't feel bad, its a very normal occurence. Goldfish are usually a little mischevious and ducks are big into pain. Happened to me just the other day. Hope all goes well. Take care
2006-06-14 03:44:47 · answer #1 · answered by pululu81 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
well, let's see, If I've been following this story right, you now have pj's that are covered in spiders. Everyone know that goldfish are scared of spiders....so throw the spiders onto the carpet (Yes, I know they are dead, but the Goldfish don't know that!) The goldfish will react before they figure out that the spiders are dead and will retreat to their bowls. Once in their bowls, you can place some of your remaining lint on the surface of the water, this will keep them from getting out! At this point, the ducks should start eating the dead spiders....which everyone knows that when drunk ducks eat dead spiders....they get really sleepy. so about now...you should have a bunch of sleeping ducks on your hands!
Why don't you go check, I'll wait!....................................................
Well? GOOD! Now all you have to do is collect all your sleeping ducks and put them back in their corral............ or, you could just let the........."sleeping ducks lie", but only if their all in a row!
2006-06-14 12:16:14 · answer #2 · answered by Big D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surrender to the goldfish maam and no one gets hurt-well wait are they goldfish crackers, if so i could eat them for you
2006-06-14 12:30:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Molly hon, what did the Doc tell you about not taking the Tartan tablets!? Listen to him!
(you're funny though)
:D
2006-06-14 10:41:08 · answer #4 · answered by googlywotsit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow.... Good luck with that. Might want to ease off the acid my dear.
2006-06-14 10:40:33 · answer #5 · answered by reneaklein 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a fish fry and a duck roast.
2006-06-14 10:39:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no....give me your address, I'll be right over to help you!
2006-06-14 10:38:57 · answer #7 · answered by highroller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give them some of what your taking
2006-06-14 10:40:53 · answer #8 · answered by stormyblythe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, there are n o drugs involed, so i guess I'll come over to help.
TOGAAAAA!!!!!
2006-06-14 10:39:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello!!! I want whatever it is that YOU are smoking!!!!
2006-06-14 10:38:43 · answer #10 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋