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"Oh, did you have sex with me?" or "I don't know what it's like to be gay, obviously you do...maybe YOU have something to confess?" or "Prove it".

Then don't let them bother you, people like that are idiots.

2006-06-14 03:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by MadforMAC 7 · 6 2

I would be very serious about it and tell him
"Study shows the 75% of men who call people gay are really trying to come out of the closet themselves. Do you need to talk to someone about it?"

Or something like that, approach it as he has the problem and be very serious and understanding of him. Like if he does in in front of a group of people- tell the other people, like wow that's a shame he is having problems dealing with his sexuality and has to take it out on other people.

As long as your pretend it doesn't bother you and it's his problem, he is going to 1 get bored or 2 get embarressed and stop.

2006-06-14 10:33:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I will assume they are talking to others about you. If so there is not much you can do about it except trust that your true friends know better. Those that aren't your true friends don't matter.

If they are saying it to you. Just shrug your shoulders and walk away. Deny them the attention they are seeking and they will quit.

2006-06-14 12:25:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Why do you keep calling me gay? Are you trying find something in common?

2006-06-14 10:32:48 · answer #4 · answered by TweetyBird 7 · 0 0

As long as you know what you are or aren't, what difference does it make what anyone calls you? let it go you'll be much happier in the end.

2006-06-14 10:31:36 · answer #5 · answered by Iron Rider 6 · 0 0

I get this too. If it comes from a guy I usually tell them that I am not interested...or I say, "Hey whatever fullfills your fantasies!"

2006-06-14 10:31:53 · answer #6 · answered by spaceboy327 1 · 0 0

Try saying, "Call me gay again and I'll make you choke on your own blood".

But that's just me.

2006-06-14 10:31:14 · answer #7 · answered by DannyK 6 · 0 0

Especially if the person is the same sex as you, yell as loudly as you can at them, "I know you want me to be gay, but I'm not! So NO I WON"T HAVE SEX WITH YOU!! QUIT ASKING!!!"

2006-06-14 10:33:32 · answer #8 · answered by beckini 6 · 0 0

haha, i like that answer about having fun with your dad, thats good!

do what joe dirt does, slap your biceps and say "does this look queer to you?"

i love that movie

2006-06-14 10:31:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"that not what ur mama says"
or
"Your matriarchal parent unit disagrees with that assessment"

2006-06-14 10:32:38 · answer #10 · answered by Johnson W 2 · 0 0

it takes one to know one!

or yeah I had fun with your dad yesterday!

2006-06-14 10:29:40 · answer #11 · answered by Kain 5 · 0 0

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