what did god do before the big bang? what did he do before we arrived?

Answer 1

1 there is no god
2 there is no 'before' time began - like asking how many corners on a sphere

Answer 2

As time as we know it started with the big bang, the question "what happened before the big bang" is an impossible question to answer.

Besides, there is no god. God and heaven is just something made up to stop all humans going crazy!

Answer 3

The question is based upon a false premise - there was no 'before' the big bang! At one time it was thought that the earth was flat and the traveller might fall over the edge. We now know that premise to be false also, for there is no 'edge' - the earth is spherical. So it is with the start of time, there is no 'before' the big bang; time started then.

I make no comment upon God's occupation!!

Answer 4

Well, I think the thing is that he invented all the stuff, did some hanging around, played on space hoppers, descovered the joy of exploding candy, experimented with all the intoxicating substances he had come up with and generally had a pretty chilled out time without us around starting wars, destroying planets and making a big nusence of ourselves.
But of course the formulas for chemical reactions didnt just make themselves you know, so theres god humming to himself on his little cloud and BAM wouldnt you just know that you should never mix carrot juice with hairspray, the effects were catastrophic and so we had ourselves a big bang. No more bouncing around all day for God, oh no he had to watch over the evolution of the human race and write a big book telling us all to be groovy and nice to eachother. Now he has a massive staff and an entire kingdom of security cameras to watch over us. There are departemnts for prayers, smiting, long term conflict, rewards, appeals and tribunals for refusal of entry into heaven, Satanwatch the internal secret agents keeping an eye on what hell is up to, and many many more. So next time you're being naughty, just ask yourself, how much work is this going to make in heaven? You never know, you might just be good instead and give God some quality time with his space hopper xxx

Answer 5

ok good question, "big bang" is a human theory, God is also created in the mind of man, therefore the answers are nothing and nothing. But don't get the wrong idea, I do believe in God.

Answer 6

He was, is, and will always be busy. And to be honest he doesn't have time even to think that what a stupid brain like youuuuuu he sent on earth asking the silly questions.
Whoever says that GOD doesn't exist, can they prove by giving life to a dead person, or breaking the moon into 2 pieces, or controling the air, days so v won't c the nights. Everthing in the universe is controlled by GOD, WE ONLY NEED TO FEEL HIM CLOSE TO OUR LIVES, and he is always there to guide us to protect us, because he loves everything he created.

Answer 7

God was inactive.When God wanted to be active he created a BIG BANG.We did not arrive at all.WE were in form of soul.

Answer 8

nothing because he is a myth and a product of the imagination also the big bang theory totaly discounts the existance of god.

Answer 9

He was at a party, and did a party trick, which is the farting one with the lighter near the rear end, hence the big bang!

Answer 10

big bang is an interesting theory - god has been proved

Answer 11

god is everything ! Even the big-bang happened out of him. He is time of time, supernatural, unthinkable