My boss talks to me like a bit of crap, im looking for another job but i want to get him back!?

Answer 1

revenge is for the weak. just move on and let it go.

Answer 2

Oh no...revenge is for the strong. Do a google search for office pranks and read through those. But I suggest placing a help wanted classified ad in your local paper. Pay for it in cash. Make the ad for something like "Adult film actors needed" or "Easy job, good money, play games on the internet". Make sure you put in the ad to call him personally.
Also--before you leave, try this. It's gross and it really works, I did it. Pee in a bottle of milk and leave the mixture in the sun for several days to a week until the smell is horrible.....pour it on the carpet in his office. The smell will never come out. Unless you get caught doing it or bragging about it, nobody will know it is you. They will think there is something wrong with the air conditioner, etc etc.
Good luck!!!

Answer 3

Life is not worth it. Suck it up until you get that other job. Two wrongs don't make a right and you don't want to give the impression that you are vengeful because you never know when it will come back to you. What goes around comes around and he'll get his so my advice to you is to keep your nose clean for now and pray that the other job comes quickly.

Answer 4

I agree that it's bad to burn bridges. I was in a similar job and I decided to leave with grace. I don't know if taking the high road is always worth it, but you never know when getting back at him/her could bite you in the ***. I even wrote a thank you note to the bastard. That hurt my pride but, whatever, I have a great job now that I love.

Answer 5

Never burn bridges.

If you pull something off and a prospective employer found out that you waged a vendetta against your previous employer, kiss your future job goodbye.