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2006-06-14 01:05:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Royalty

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I'm a redneck. Yet I grew up in New York City and the suburbs. How do I know I'm a redneck? I listen to Hank Williams Sr., I watch NASCAR racing, and the back of my neck is red from fishing outdoors often. And I'm proud to be an American.

2006-06-14 01:11:17 · answer #1 · answered by mac 7 · 4 0

You might be a redneck if you and your sister are at a party and the DJ Yells out on the Sound system "it's Time For A Ho Down" and your sister hits the floor!

2006-06-14 08:11:36 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin 1 · 0 0

You might be a redneck if.... People are always trying to categorize others, it's simpler that way. To a New Yorker everyone else may be a redneck. Happy with who you are? Don't worry about it!

2006-06-14 08:09:15 · answer #3 · answered by doktordbel 5 · 0 0

They post questions about rednecks in a category reserved for royalty.

2006-06-14 17:46:39 · answer #4 · answered by prussianbluelady 3 · 0 0

if yew have a home that is mobile, and five cars in the front yard that aren't - you might be a redneck.

if yew've ever had to climb a water tower with a can of paint to defend yer sister's honour - you might be a redneck.

if someone yell's "ho-down" and yer girlfriend hits the floor - you might be a redneck.

if yer wife has ever said to yew "c'mere and move this transmission, I wanna take bath!" - you might be a redneck.

2006-06-14 08:09:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

'Redneck' is just one of those terms used to describe any of a whole host of characteristics that are associated with stereotypes.

Basically, a redneck is whatever you want it to be.

2006-06-14 08:09:50 · answer #6 · answered by sincityq 5 · 0 0

Well, If you use the term "Hey BO " to get your friend attention!
lol and like to go bare foot outside with tight a$$ cut off jeans (nut huggers) and have a beer in your hand and a doobie between the lips looking under the hood of a truck or tractor.....

2006-06-14 10:10:13 · answer #7 · answered by covergirl_619 1 · 0 0

Well, be careful of making assumptions. I am going through menopause, and my neck will become red at the most inappropriate moments. Dat don'mean I ain livin inna twailer doe.

2006-06-14 09:01:18 · answer #8 · answered by ^ _ ^ 4 · 0 0

oh belive me you know the jokes are not just jokes that is what rednecks do :) cept inbreeding thats illegal redneck dont break that law

2006-06-14 14:16:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I climbed over my carburator to take a bath this Saturday in my mobil home so I would smell good when my Mom got out of prison. Yeah, I think so.

2006-06-14 08:09:21 · answer #10 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0 0

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